Let's rate some GLASS SHATTERINGS!

OK, let's rate some GLASS SHATTERING'S!

Template for all posters to use:

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GLASS SHATTERING
-Name of fight-

VIDEO OF KO
-post a youtube clip, if possible-

QUALITY OF OPPOSITION (ratings out of 10)

-description on the guy doing the KO. If it's a pound for pound rated fighter with a big punch the number should be higher than a bum-

DEMONSTRATION OF CHIN (rating out of 10)

-rate how poor the chin was, if it's a jab from a none puncher- low score, higher if it's a hail mary from a massive puncher-

PROFILE OF FIGHT (rating out of 10)

A huge main event on HBO PPV would be a high rating, if it was in some bingo hall with two fighters nobody has ever heard of- a low rating-

WAS IT HILARIOUS (yes or no)

-self explanatory really

OVERALL PATHETIC NATURE (rating out of 10)

-rate how pathetic it was, get knocked out with a jab on HBO PPV by a pillow fisted bum would be truly pathetic etc-

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e.g.

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GLASS SHATTERING
Glen Johnson KO9 Roy Jones Jr

VIDEO OF KO
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QUALITY OF OPPOSITION (4/10)

Road Warrior Glen Johnson was a plodding gatekeeper, passed around like a bum at the stronger Calzaghe run 168.

DEMONSTRATION OF CHIN (1 of 10)

Absolutely abysmal. Jones was KO'd for ages by a nothing punch from a guy with little power and a poor KO rate

PROFILE OF FIGHT (9 of 10)

Jones was a huge start at the time and until recently had been rated pound for pound number 1. It was in the main event of a HBO card where Jones was trying to bounce back from his glass shattering at the hands of Tarver

WAS IT HILARIOUS (yes)

It's always a laugh to see a drug cheat get what they deserve. It's even funny when they are 1 to 6 favorites in the main event on HBO.

OVERALL PATHETIC NATURE (10 of 10)

Y'all must've forgot, Roy's got a glass jaw
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Or maybe we should finish off with rating some amateur fights:

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Yusaf Mack, Cornelius White, Cedric Agnew, Lamont Peterson, Chris Algieri, J'Leon Love, Mickey Bey, Amir Mansour, John Molina, Don George, Glen Tapia, Anthony Dirrell, Derric Rossy, Shannon Briggs, Vinny Maddalone, Joe Hanks, Jason Gavern, Chazz Witherspoon, Peter Manfredo Jr, George Tahdooahnippah, Peter Quillin, Fernando Guerrero, Curtis Stevens, Willie Nelson, Dmitriy Salita, Mike Jones, Rod Salka, Tyrone Brunson, Terence Crawford, Vicente Escobedo, Rico Ramos, Roy Jones Jr, Hasim Rahmen, Allan Green, Zab Judah, Jermaine Taylor, Jonathan Banks, Mike Jones, Travis Walker, Jaidon Codrington, Tony Thompson, Daniel Jacobs, Monte Barrett, Andre Dirrell, Paul Williams, Chad Dawson, Cory Spinks, Mike Tyson, Kendall Holt, Randall Bailey, Otis Grffin, Randall Bailey, Michael Grant, Seth Mitchell, Adrien Broner, Lamont Peterson, Steve Cunningham, Eric Crumble, James Kirkland, Victor Otiz, Sharmba Mitchell, Paulie Malignaggi, Mike Dallas, Keith Thurman, Brandon Gonzalez and 100's of other disagree.


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:bush:bush:bush

 

:good:happy:happy

 

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GLASS SHATTERING
Nobuhiro Ishida TKO1 James Kirkland

VIDEO OF KO
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QUALITY OF OPPOSITION (1 out of 10)

A none punching Japanese journeyman, cherry picked for Kirkland on his comeback trail from being done up his butt his jail

DEMONSTRATION OF CHIN (0 of 10)

One of the most truly pathetic things of all time. Kirkland was knocked down and put on ***** street after 30 seconds, then knocked down a couple more times before Joe Cortez ended the madness

PROFILE OF FIGHT (7 out of 10)

A showcase fight on the undercard of Maidana v Morales.

WAS IT HILARIOUS (yes or no)

OH HELL YEAH! HBO didn't even have a Jap translator on hand to interview Ishida because Kirkland was meant to destroy him in a few seconds

OVERALL PATHETIC NATURE (10 out of 10)

Easily one of the most pathetic things you will have see. Getting stopped in round one by a none puncher on HBO atsch
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:yep Its so appalling he's gonna have to do a lot more to get out of the top 3 anytime between now and when he retires, like if he went up to 160 fought GGG, then up to 168 fought Froch and then up 175 and fought Kovalev and stay up for 12 rounds in each.