Life And Times of James "Lights Out" Toney

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  1. White Tiger

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    Born in Ann Arbor Michagan - United States of America.

    Father abandons James as a baby.

    Goes to College - activities include - Wrestling - American Football - also Crack Drug Dealing as a way of making money.

    Turns to the sport of boxing and develops his craft.

    Turns pro - signed by Jackie Kallen in 1991 - Barbucues in her back garden and swimming pool area.

    Father for the first time - Daughter Jasmine is born.

    Knocks out Michael Nunn - and the New !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Moves up to the Super Middleweight.......................

    And the two time - two weight Champion................James Lights Out Toney !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11


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    Fondess for Burger King leaves him struggling at the weight.

    Humilated by Roy Jones Jnr and loses 46 fight unbeaten record. :|

    Falls out with Jackie Kallen and goes looking for her with a Gun. :iak

    Moves up to Light Heavyweight - and loses again to Montell Griffin.

    Fights for WBU & IBA titles - fall from grace from the glory days.

    Loses his way over the next few years and gorges on.........................

    Chips
    Burgers
    Fries
    Choclate Cake
    Ice Cream
    Deep Fried Chicken
    Fries
    MarshMallows
    Egg Fried Rice
    McDonalds
    Burger King
    Wimpy
    Pepsi
    Coke
    Dr Pepper
    Pie
    Bacon Buttys
    Hot Dogs

    Balloons into a fat oaf and is a unmotivated lump of lard - that no-one recognises.

    Loses to Journeymen like Drake Thanzi and falls off the radar.

    Competes on undercards and 8 rounders.

    Now a blown up Crusierweight.

    Strings a few wins together.

    Given the Oppurtunity to fight for IBF World Cruiserweight Championship.

    Gets motivated - trains hards - strips off weight.

    Produces one of best performances of career to stop Jirov in 12th round.

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    Possible Unifcation Clash with WBU World Crusierweight Champion - Enzo Maccarinelli is mooted - but he decides to move up to Heavyweight instead.

    A Underdog but becomes the first man in nearly 10 years to stop Legend Evander Holyfield.

    Beats John Ruiz.

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    Stripped of title after testing postive for steroids.

    Continues to plug his trade without really going anywhere.

    Signs to fight MMA Legend Randy Couture in the Octagon........choked out in the 1st round. :vonnecunt

    Comes back to Boxing with a points win of the Legendary Damon Reed. :nut


    Travels to Russia on a Aeroplane to fight the Ugly Duckling of the Cruierweights Tonight - Denis Lebedev for WBA World Cruiserweight title. :bbb
     
  2. Mandanda

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  3. SouthpawSlayer

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    if he wins on points tonight he gonna help me pay for christmas
     
  4. roe

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    How's he gonna win on points? :huh He'll probably have to win 13 rounds to get a draw..
     
  5. White Tiger

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    Unfortunately - I think your right. :-(
     
  6. jpab19

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    People need to get off Toney's nuts.

    Ironic that people are saying he'd get robbed if he somehow managed to warrant a victory, considering that he has a tendency to receive decions he doesn't deserve, and the only controversy Lebedev has had is when he was robbed against Huck.
     
  7. roe

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    Hey I'm not a Toney fan at all and I quite like Lebedev. I'm just saying the truth.

    Adios.
     
  8. Mandanda

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    I don't mind Leb but Toney a G! :happy
     
  9. jpab19

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    The truth is Toney was beaten clearly by Oquendo and Tiberi, and very debatably also lost to Rahman and McCallum, but gets a free pass.

    Slan go Fail.
     
  10. roe

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    Toney was also robbed against Randy Couture. ****ing bull**** stoppage :deal
     
  11. Mandanda

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    :deal That fight doesn't count :twisted:
     
  12. roe

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    Actually scrap that..

    Toney robbed Couture/UFC

    Half a million for that :lol: Fair play Mr Toney. A G indeed :deal
     
  13. Thanks for the history lesson chum, all you need to do now is expand it into a book. Those yellow capital letters interspersed with the main body of the text could be a unique selling point.
     
  14. Will

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    Lebvedev is one hard mo fo. Think this is gonna be a hard night for toney.

    Considering this is a man who has always taken shortcuts i.e. crack dealing for money, and then steroids for muscle/performance. I find it hard to imagine he will have done the weight properly and I think he will get stopped!!!
     
  15. White Tiger

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    There was no fairy tale for James Lights Out Toney in Russia Tonight.

    A sad Chapter in a extra ordinary life.

    Denis Lebedev seemed to put the lights out on Toneys long career as a serious world class operator.

    Lebedev who had previously beaten 2 faded all time great fighters in Enzo Maccarinelli and Roy Jones Jnr -added a 3rd faded great to his resume as he did all but stop Toney.

    He beat Toney to the punch in every round - while Toney consistently fell short with his work and stumbled off balance around the ring like a drunk throughout the fight.

    42 year old Toney was just fighting on memory - but the body was too old - he shipped abuse for round after round - but failed to land anything back on Lebedevs flat face to make the fight competitive.

    Toney can claim the moral victory of lasting the distance and preserving his proud record of having never been stopped - but looks finished on World level.

    Toney looks like he will fight on - with a possible match up against Lebedev victim the faded Enzo Maccarinelli a possibilty - with Swansea Liesure Centre citited as the favorite venue for the fight.

    toney was interviewed by a giant russian ****** after the fight who shouted down Toneys lug hole in a attempt to intimadate him.

    Toney promised to "see Lebedev again" -