List of fighters that would KTFO Deontay Wilder

Thomas Adamek and Sultan Imbrahimov! Also Corrie Sanders would of crushed Wilder with left hands!

 

Boston Tom McMustache

 

That Vietnam vet on the bus that best thay dude up

 

--Knocked out badly by an unknown LHW in amatuers
--ALSO, ko'd by a Polish Sausage in the amatuers
--Squeaked by with a bronze somehow in the Olympics
--Put down by morbidly obese Dustin "Big Worm" Nichols with a "Check-Jab"
--Put down heavily and almost out by career loser Harold "Hard Roc" Sconiers
--Built much of his career by beating sad corpses like Harrison and Lyakovich
--Brought in personal friend Malik Scott to take an obvious dive
--Did not fight the real champ for his "title" but a Don King manufactured Buffet champion
--Knocked down by 2 Wlad jabs and out with one medium left hook in sparring
--Destroyed and almost ktfo'd by Haye in sparring
--Rocked heavily by a Firtha jab
--Could not defeat Stiverne as convincingly as Demetrice King
--Could not even knock Stiverne down like Rossy
--Some of the most shameful opponents for his "title defenses" that the world has ever seen, showing his low self esteem
--Rocked badly and almost out vs Molina ("Drummer Boy")
--He did not perform as well agasint Molina as Arreola OR ASHANTI JORDAN, both of whom knocked him out in 1
--Eye busted up and made to look like a gargoyle by Duhaupas ("The Reptile"), a French pastry chef
--Sold as a nice guy, but actually spends his time beating up hookers and mental patient Charlie Zelenoff, who are ironically his best opponents
--Dispresects great fighters like Tyson and Klitschko
--Now trying to claim that Fury's "courageous" win somehow makes him champion.
--Avoiding Povetkin like the plague
--Seems to be using a new tactic,probably to mask steroid use, of not allowing his pathetic opponents a full camp
--Was considering Wawryck, knocked out in 3 by his mandatory, as an opponent
--Offered a shot to Adamek, a shot to pieces 39 year old former LHW who is 1-2 in his last three, but only allowed him a 6 week camp.
--Avoided Briggs and Bronco Billy Wright, shot fighters who carry AARP cards
--Will fight an unemployed Soccer Hooligan named Szpilka? on 4 weeks notice, and will underpay him, overfeed and hooker him up
--Wilder's team, "Burger Squad", keeps removing and scrubbing the Internet of all of his shameful knockdowns and ktfo's; mostly while attempting a bad attempt at the "Ali Shuffle", which will now be called the "Burger Bungle".

 

Larry Merchant

 

50 years from now

 

:rofl

 

Ken Norton
Jimmy Young
Bruce Lee (even though he couldn't fight)
A very large number of feisty and cranky grandmothers....if they were given a 2 week camp

 

Old grandmother's love buffets

 

Can just imagine how cranky and angry they would be if they had no access to buffets during a two week camp...before they ktfo Wilder

 

GTBD. GRANDMA TO BE DETERMINED. Springs '16

 

even a angry grandma might KTFO Wilder!!

they'd want to fatten her up before the bout!!!

they didn't need to fatten up Wilders first 20+
opponents cuz they were already morbidly obese!!

:burger

 

Randall from Recess

 

Whyte with working shoulders.