Lol! Ariza just tried to beat Gabriel Montoyas Azzzzz!!!!

floyd_g.o.a.t · Nov 29, 2012

shaunster101 said: ↑

Gabe, don't worry about the people laughing. I'm no fighter, but I've done a lil' training and I know that it definitely gives you confidence and helps you keep a clear head when **** pops off.

A few months ago I was in town doing some shopping, just minding my own business when I was confronted out of nowhere by some guy. I was just walking into a shop when I saw this neanderthal coming out, and I don't know why but I just immediately thought 'this guy looks like a no-good *****'.

Anyway, as we got closer it was clear he just wasn't going to move out the way and allow me to pass into the store. He just walked up to within inches of me and stopped, staring me in the face. Not a word was said, and i guess it must have been the training kicking in, but we were both in fighting stances in a split second. At first I was a bit confused as he was southpaw, and I'd only trained against orthodox fighters in the gym. But I kept a cool head, got up on my toes and started feinting - the guy was quick though and countered every feint, just missing by inches. But I kept patient and I'd just seen my opening and was about to strike when some guy ran over and asked what the **** was going on.

That's when I realised it was just my reflection in the shop window.
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MichiganWarrior · Nov 29, 2012

shaunster101 said: ↑

Gabe, don't worry about the people laughing. I'm no fighter, but I've done a lil' training and I know that it definitely gives you confidence and helps you keep a clear head when **** pops off.

A few months ago I was in town doing some shopping, just minding my own business when I was confronted out of nowhere by some guy. I was just walking into a shop when I saw this neanderthal coming out, and I don't know why but I just immediately thought 'this guy looks like a no-good *****'.

Anyway, as we got closer it was clear he just wasn't going to move out the way and allow me to pass into the store. He just walked up to within inches of me and stopped, staring me in the face. Not a word was said, and i guess it must have been the training kicking in, but we were both in fighting stances in a split second. At first I was a bit confused as he was southpaw, and I'd only trained against orthodox fighters in the gym. But I kept a cool head, got up on my toes and started feinting - the guy was quick though and countered every feint, just missing by inches. But I kept patient and I'd just seen my opening and was about to strike when some guy ran over and asked what the **** was going on.

That's when I realised it was just my reflection in the shop window.
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:rofl

mckay_89 · Nov 29, 2012

:rofl Shaun!

shaunster101 · Nov 29, 2012

Ariza is feeling the pressure of competing head to head with the don daddy of doping, Angel Heredia.

SweatPea · Nov 29, 2012

Shaun Mosley

i love you!

JDK · Nov 29, 2012

Going by Gabe's description of this "fight", it is safe to say that was the closest thing to a real confrontation he's ever had. Also reveals exactly what kind of "training" he thinks he knows.
Very poor level. As low as his level of reporting professionalism.

shaunster101 · Nov 29, 2012

Was hoping Gabe would come back to this thread.

Elite · Nov 29, 2012

I`m still waiting for this supposed video that will be on youtube.

Elliot · Nov 29, 2012

Is this guy the actual Gabriel Montoya? lmaoo

SweetHome_Bama · Nov 29, 2012

Elliot said: ↑

Is this guy the actual Gabriel Montoya? lmaoo
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Sadly he really is.

Elliot · Nov 29, 2012

SweetHome_Bama said: ↑

Sadly he really is.
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That makes it even funnier. It's one thing to troll and pretend to be him, but to actually be him and post on a forum takes it to a whole other level :rofl

Pimp C · Nov 29, 2012

Str8ryte said: ↑

How did you expect him to react Gabe? You can't ask a straight man if you can suck him off and not expect him to try and beat your ass like he did.
If I ever meet you any where I'm gonna beat the living **** out of you on GP. You're a ****in' clown and it becomes clearer every time you open your **** sucker, you homotional ****boy.
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:rofl

o_money · Nov 29, 2012

dealt_with said: ↑

This Montoya guy.. what a nerdburger. An epic account of an almost fight. This guy can't call himself a man. All that physically and mentally ready crap, angles and pivoting **** when nothing even happened. It's cringeworthy and I'm embarrassed for the dweeb. Seriously I can't even comprehend how much of a nerdy little girl Montoya is.
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LOL wow man I wouldn't go so far as to say all that **** but ya it is kinda funny listening to a "epic account of an almost fight", as you put it. Anyways probably a good thing that he didn't hit Ariza....cause when an interviewer starts swinging at a guy he is looking to interview I imagine he can pretty much kiss his career good bye.

Juv · Nov 29, 2012

pound said: ↑

Gabriel Montoya

"Today, years of training in a couple disciplines seriously paid off. When chased by Alex Ariza, Manny Pacquiao's strength coach, who told me "I want everyone to see what I am going to do to you," I remained calm and tried to reason.

"I don't want to fight you, Alex," I explained. he was mad because some questions I had asked a subject about him had apparently been repeated to him. "I'm a reporte
r. I'm doing my job"

There we were in the Wild Card parking lot and I am backing up, pivoting to get to more space with which to work, remembering to breath while instinctively moving at angles.

Finally, when reason was clearly not going to work, I threw my shades off, put up my guard and got on my toes waiting to an opening to exploit. Maybe 5-10 seconds of us moving and looking to strike passed and then it was over. Security came and broke it up and I went upstairs into the gym to conduct interviews with Manny Pacquiao and Bob Arum.

"I do have questions for you, Alex," I said as he ascended the stairs into the gym. He glared in response.

I imagine a youtube video will surface. I tell you, alone with an angry Ariza in the tunnel beneath Wild Card, had I not been training for years, could have been ugly. Being prepared saved my ass from a one-sided beating."
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Str8ryte said: ↑

How did you expect him to react Gabe? You can't ask a straight man if you can suck him off and not expect him to try and beat your ass like he did.
If I ever meet you any where I'm gonna beat the living **** out of you on GP. You're a ****in' clown and it becomes clearer every time you open your **** sucker, you homotional ****boy.
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Montoya is such a ******. Guy doesn't realize that everyone thinks he's a joke.

RobertV77 · Nov 29, 2012

EuroBot said: ↑

Why is Montoya hanging around Wild Card? I thought he was 'finished?':think:rofl
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Until there is a restraining order at every gym and venue there is no law against a ****** hanging around making an ass of himself.

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