Lolenga "The Whiz Kid (Lumumba Boy)" Mock

Dearth of lizards around here, sadly. Closest we have is an endemic subspecies of the North American Ratchet Ho, with lizard-like skin as the result of a convergent evolution due to a tanning-salon addiction, often found wearing Pats hoodies and Love Pink sweatpants in public spaces (like the Malden District courthouse, for instance), hair done up in cornrows with litters of fatherless offspring trailing behind in somewhat less orderly rows behind them..

 

In fact I think if you were to ask most New Englanders about lizards, they would just blink at you and condescend "buddy, hate to burst ya bubble but it's pronounced blizzid. With a b."

Then if you clarified you meant lizards as in the reptiles, they would just blink at you and condescend "buddy, hate to burst ya bubble but it's pronounced blizzid. With a b."

...stuck in an endlessly recursive dialog loop, like NPC's in a Zelda game. (or characters on Westworld)