Lomachenko might be the biggest lie ever sold to the boxing public

Lazar · Feb 9, 2019

You’re a mediocre troll.

SHADAPBLAD · Feb 9, 2019

Don't the Loma fanboys have UFC to attend to?

greenhornet · Feb 9, 2019

SHADAPBLAD said: ↑

Its time to speak up about the dirty nonsense we have come to accept about this overhyped circus dancer. Vasyl Lomachenko is a charlatan parlor magician who has been feeding off bums and has the body of a girl. No longer will I tolerate any dog poop about p4p #1 or amy of that. And after reading this nor should you.

1. Loma has fought noone but bums

Its self explanatory but allow me. After beating up 5000 teenagers in the amateurs and losing to one (which the Vasyline man muff lovers are sure and quick to point out was avenged not once, but TWICE, more on that later) he began his pro career at 0-0. He fought some bum then in his second fight lost to Orlando Salido. Many humiliating things have been said on this subject already so let me say a few more humiliating things.

Loma decided he could snag a quick victory over an old weary veteran and leapfrog the competition. Instead Salido laughed in his face, ate like a king and didnt even bother to put his title on the line. Loma was dragged around like a dog on a leash and left barking at the injustices of the boxing world. He looked confused and dizzy in the ring. Salido mauled him and taught him a good lesson. Even hit him in the nuts for good measure. Vasyline fanboys will shout "robbery tho!!". Nuts. The Loma brigade was left shouting Salido's name for years. Some say to this day.

After that Loma fought Russell Jr.. A good win on paper. But who has Russell Jr. fought exactly? Not sure. A string of bums, then Loma fights Roman Martinez at the end of his career. Vasyl's friend Salido beat the tar out of Martinez and served him up for Lil Lomo. An expected knockout over an overmatched over-ripe titleholder , which to today proves to be the cornerstone of his highlight reel.

Next he fought the boogeyman of the featherweight division, the axe murderer who feasted on the rotting corpses of Darchinyan and Donaire. This stiff lanky slugger who couldnt move his head to save his life was supposed to put up a fight against Lomachenko and he did not do even that.

Guillermo Rigondeaux. Ah, what more can we say. Loma fans cried for a good fight and were stuck between Rigo and Salido. Ridiculous. A decrepit super bantamweight or a petty chance at revenge over his daddy. Loma's camp had sense and chose the midget retiree. Was he even half of Loma's size? Still, before the old scowling dwarf quit on his stool he showed that Loma's brilliant footwork and abilities could be handled at times.

Loma decided he could not fight 130lb bums and ancient statues anymore and moved up to fight Jorge Linares. Oops, Linares decided to fight and negated Loma's footwork and abilities once again. Even put him on his ass to show whats up. Then knockout addict Linares got himself knocked out yet again. I heard he got knocked out again after that but I refer addiction victims to their respective medical facilities.

Pedroza, not even going to bother

2. Lomachenko is a parlor magician who thinks his ballet will help him in boxing

First of all, let me laugh out loud for a good while. Second of all, what Lomachenko is doing is nothing new. Literal cavemen who would do nothing all day but think about fighting and sex would figure out that getting around to the back of your opponent might be a good idea. Discounting that boxers throughout history have already performed, modified and countered the "new moves" you believe you see.

Does this mean these the techniques and strategies Loma uses are outdated? No, it simply means none of the fighters around today have the knowledge to compete with him. Rigondeaux had the skill and ability to perhaps make it interesting but fought when out of prime and quit due to injury.

We shall see how high tech he is when he faces off against a legitimate threat. Childrens games with his ping pong hat and dartboard will not save him in the ring. Keep watching your mindsmash garbage and polluting your brain with nonsense.

Vasyline Blowingchunko fans beware. It's time to face reality
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awful lot of crying you are doing.

Ph33rknot · Feb 9, 2019

Boxingfan200 said: ↑

lol... I see a ban coming for this guy
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why?

expljose · Feb 9, 2019

tsss yeah tell us how you really feel !

gdm · Feb 9, 2019

SHADAPBLAD said: ↑

Its time to speak up about the dirty nonsense we have come to accept about this overhyped circus dancer. Vasyl Lomachenko is a charlatan parlor magician who has been feeding off bums and has the body of a girl. No longer will I tolerate any dog poop about p4p #1 or amy of that. And after reading this nor should you.

1. Loma has fought noone but bums

Its self explanatory but allow me. After beating up 5000 teenagers in the amateurs and losing to one (which the Vasyline man muff lovers are sure and quick to point out was avenged not once, but TWICE, more on that later) he began his pro career at 0-0. He fought some bum then in his second fight lost to Orlando Salido. Many humiliating things have been said on this subject already so let me say a few more humiliating things.

Loma decided he could snag a quick victory over an old weary veteran and leapfrog the competition. Instead Salido laughed in his face, ate like a king and didnt even bother to put his title on the line. Loma was dragged around like a dog on a leash and left barking at the injustices of the boxing world. He looked confused and dizzy in the ring. Salido mauled him and taught him a good lesson. Even hit him in the nuts for good measure. Vasyline fanboys will shout "robbery tho!!". Nuts. The Loma brigade was left shouting Salido's name for years. Some say to this day.

After that Loma fought Russell Jr.. A good win on paper. But who has Russell Jr. fought exactly? Not sure. A string of bums, then Loma fights Roman Martinez at the end of his career. Vasyl's friend Salido beat the tar out of Martinez and served him up for Lil Lomo. An expected knockout over an overmatched over-ripe titleholder , which to today proves to be the cornerstone of his highlight reel.

Next he fought the boogeyman of the featherweight division, the axe murderer who feasted on the rotting corpses of Darchinyan and Donaire. This stiff lanky slugger who couldnt move his head to save his life was supposed to put up a fight against Lomachenko and he did not do even that.

Guillermo Rigondeaux. Ah, what more can we say. Loma fans cried for a good fight and were stuck between Rigo and Salido. Ridiculous. A decrepit super bantamweight or a petty chance at revenge over his daddy. Loma's camp had sense and chose the midget retiree. Was he even half of Loma's size? Still, before the old scowling dwarf quit on his stool he showed that Loma's brilliant footwork and abilities could be handled at times.

Loma decided he could not fight 130lb bums and ancient statues anymore and moved up to fight Jorge Linares. Oops, Linares decided to fight and negated Loma's footwork and abilities once again. Even put him on his ass to show whats up. Then knockout addict Linares got himself knocked out yet again. I heard he got knocked out again after that but I refer addiction victims to their respective medical facilities.

Pedroza, not even going to bother

2. Lomachenko is a parlor magician who thinks his ballet will help him in boxing

First of all, let me laugh out loud for a good while. Second of all, what Lomachenko is doing is nothing new. Literal cavemen who would do nothing all day but think about fighting and sex would figure out that getting around to the back of your opponent might be a good idea. Discounting that boxers throughout history have already performed, modified and countered the "new moves" you believe you see.

Does this mean these the techniques and strategies Loma uses are outdated? No, it simply means none of the fighters around today have the knowledge to compete with him. Rigondeaux had the skill and ability to perhaps make it interesting but fought when out of prime and quit due to injury.

We shall see how high tech he is when he faces off against a legitimate threat. Childrens games with his ping pong hat and dartboard will not save him in the ring. Keep watching your mindsmash garbage and polluting your brain with nonsense.

Vasyline Blowingchunko fans beware. It's time to face reality
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Didn’t read hahhaha

lighteningjab · Feb 9, 2019

SHADAPBLAD said: ↑

Its time to speak up about the dirty nonsense we have come to accept about this overhyped circus dancer. Vasyl Lomachenko is a charlatan parlor magician who has been feeding off bums and has the body of a girl. No longer will I tolerate any dog poop about p4p #1 or amy of that. And after reading this nor should you.

1. Loma has fought noone but bums

Its self explanatory but allow me. After beating up 5000 teenagers in the amateurs and losing to one (which the Vasyline man muff lovers are sure and quick to point out was avenged not once, but TWICE, more on that later) he began his pro career at 0-0. He fought some bum then in his second fight lost to Orlando Salido. Many humiliating things have been said on this subject already so let me say a few more humiliating things.

Loma decided he could snag a quick victory over an old weary veteran and leapfrog the competition. Instead Salido laughed in his face, ate like a king and didnt even bother to put his title on the line. Loma was dragged around like a dog on a leash and left barking at the injustices of the boxing world. He looked confused and dizzy in the ring. Salido mauled him and taught him a good lesson. Even hit him in the nuts for good measure. Vasyline fanboys will shout "robbery tho!!". Nuts. The Loma brigade was left shouting Salido's name for years. Some say to this day.

After that Loma fought Russell Jr.. A good win on paper. But who has Russell Jr. fought exactly? Not sure. A string of bums, then Loma fights Roman Martinez at the end of his career. Vasyl's friend Salido beat the tar out of Martinez and served him up for Lil Lomo. An expected knockout over an overmatched over-ripe titleholder , which to today proves to be the cornerstone of his highlight reel.

Next he fought the boogeyman of the featherweight division, the axe murderer who feasted on the rotting corpses of Darchinyan and Donaire. This stiff lanky slugger who couldnt move his head to save his life was supposed to put up a fight against Lomachenko and he did not do even that.

Guillermo Rigondeaux. Ah, what more can we say. Loma fans cried for a good fight and were stuck between Rigo and Salido. Ridiculous. A decrepit super bantamweight or a petty chance at revenge over his daddy. Loma's camp had sense and chose the midget retiree. Was he even half of Loma's size? Still, before the old scowling dwarf quit on his stool he showed that Loma's brilliant footwork and abilities could be handled at times.

Loma decided he could not fight 130lb bums and ancient statues anymore and moved up to fight Jorge Linares. Oops, Linares decided to fight and negated Loma's footwork and abilities once again. Even put him on his ass to show whats up. Then knockout addict Linares got himself knocked out yet again. I heard he got knocked out again after that but I refer addiction victims to their respective medical facilities.

Pedroza, not even going to bother

2. Lomachenko is a parlor magician who thinks his ballet will help him in boxing

First of all, let me laugh out loud for a good while. Second of all, what Lomachenko is doing is nothing new. Literal cavemen who would do nothing all day but think about fighting and sex would figure out that getting around to the back of your opponent might be a good idea. Discounting that boxers throughout history have already performed, modified and countered the "new moves" you believe you see.

Does this mean these the techniques and strategies Loma uses are outdated? No, it simply means none of the fighters around today have the knowledge to compete with him. Rigondeaux had the skill and ability to perhaps make it interesting but fought when out of prime and quit due to injury.

We shall see how high tech he is when he faces off against a legitimate threat. Childrens games with his ping pong hat and dartboard will not save him in the ring. Keep watching your mindsmash garbage and polluting your brain with nonsense.

Vasyline Blowingchunko fans beware. It's time to face reality
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*Yawn*

Gil Gonzalez · Feb 9, 2019

SHADAPBLAD said: ↑

Vasyline Blowingchunko fans beware. It's time to face reality
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LOL.

JacK Rauber · Feb 9, 2019

SHADAPBLAD said: ↑

Its time to speak up about the dirty nonsense we have come to accept about this overhyped circus dancer. Vasyl Lomachenko is a charlatan parlor magician who has been feeding off bums and has the body of a girl. No longer will I tolerate any dog poop about p4p #1 or amy of that. And after reading this nor should you.

1. Loma has fought noone but bums

Its self explanatory but allow me. After beating up 5000 teenagers in the amateurs and losing to one (which the Vasyline man muff lovers are sure and quick to point out was avenged not once, but TWICE, more on that later) he began his pro career at 0-0. He fought some bum then in his second fight lost to Orlando Salido. Many humiliating things have been said on this subject already so let me say a few more humiliating things.

Loma decided he could snag a quick victory over an old weary veteran and leapfrog the competition. Instead Salido laughed in his face, ate like a king and didnt even bother to put his title on the line. Loma was dragged around like a dog on a leash and left barking at the injustices of the boxing world. He looked confused and dizzy in the ring. Salido mauled him and taught him a good lesson. Even hit him in the nuts for good measure. Vasyline fanboys will shout "robbery tho!!". Nuts. The Loma brigade was left shouting Salido's name for years. Some say to this day.

After that Loma fought Russell Jr.. A good win on paper. But who has Russell Jr. fought exactly? Not sure. A string of bums, then Loma fights Roman Martinez at the end of his career. Vasyl's friend Salido beat the tar out of Martinez and served him up for Lil Lomo. An expected knockout over an overmatched over-ripe titleholder , which to today proves to be the cornerstone of his highlight reel.

Next he fought the boogeyman of the featherweight division, the axe murderer who feasted on the rotting corpses of Darchinyan and Donaire. This stiff lanky slugger who couldnt move his head to save his life was supposed to put up a fight against Lomachenko and he did not do even that.

Guillermo Rigondeaux. Ah, what more can we say. Loma fans cried for a good fight and were stuck between Rigo and Salido. Ridiculous. A decrepit super bantamweight or a petty chance at revenge over his daddy. Loma's camp had sense and chose the midget retiree. Was he even half of Loma's size? Still, before the old scowling dwarf quit on his stool he showed that Loma's brilliant footwork and abilities could be handled at times.

Loma decided he could not fight 130lb bums and ancient statues anymore and moved up to fight Jorge Linares. Oops, Linares decided to fight and negated Loma's footwork and abilities once again. Even put him on his ass to show whats up. Then knockout addict Linares got himself knocked out yet again. I heard he got knocked out again after that but I refer addiction victims to their respective medical facilities.

Pedroza, not even going to bother

2. Lomachenko is a parlor magician who thinks his ballet will help him in boxing

First of all, let me laugh out loud for a good while. Second of all, what Lomachenko is doing is nothing new. Literal cavemen who would do nothing all day but think about fighting and sex would figure out that getting around to the back of your opponent might be a good idea. Discounting that boxers throughout history have already performed, modified and countered the "new moves" you believe you see.

Does this mean these the techniques and strategies Loma uses are outdated? No, it simply means none of the fighters around today have the knowledge to compete with him. Rigondeaux had the skill and ability to perhaps make it interesting but fought when out of prime and quit due to injury.

We shall see how high tech he is when he faces off against a legitimate threat. Childrens games with his ping pong hat and dartboard will not save him in the ring. Keep watching your mindsmash garbage and polluting your brain with nonsense.

Vasyline Blowingchunko fans beware. It's time to face reality
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One of the most ridiculous posts I have ever read.

CST80 · Feb 9, 2019

You should go get yourself checked out, I think you may have yourself a brain eating amoeba.

bruce_keyes · Feb 9, 2019

Someone's got a lot of free time on saturday night lol. Why don't you just put all that effort into something productive and write a whole novel?

JacK Rauber · Feb 9, 2019

Based on this OP's aimless rambling I'm going to attribute it to his girlfriend going to work on him while he was typing this up. It is so nonsensical. Obviously unable to concentrate and put together a coherent thought.

CST80 · Feb 9, 2019

SHADAPBLAD said: ↑

Don't the Loma fanboys have UFC to attend to?
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Says the guy that has such minimal understanding of this sport, that he calls one the most talented and versatile fighters that this sport has ever produced, a lie. The fact that you actually buy this hogwash, unless this is merely trolling, shows you up to be the one with low pugilistic comprehension on this site. Hell, even Loma's biggest haters don't have the audacity to call him a lie. If any one needs to go watch UFC, it's you, because you're clearly a casual fan that has no clue what he's talking about.

SHADAPBLAD · Feb 9, 2019

Keep crying you utter manbabies. Look at how emotionally hurt I have made you over your gymnastics hero. Cry more into your spandex Ukrainian man scented onesie and pretend youre doing a folk step. M-m-muh Saturday night look at you stammering together a pathetic feminine response. Loma fangirls out

CST80 · Feb 9, 2019

SHADAPBLAD said: ↑

Keep crying you utter manbabies. Look at how emotionally hurt I have made you over your gymnastics hero. Cry more into your spandex Ukrainian man scented onesie and pretend youre doing a folk step. M-m-muh Saturday night look at you stammering together a pathetic feminine response. Loma fangirls out
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So, this is an obvious attempt at trolling correct?

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