Luis Ortiz — Age 86 — Will Destroy BHop's Record This Weekend As The Oldest Champion EVER!

Met Ortiz once, I can confirm his old age. He smells like he been dead . like an old carcass

 

This is a better plot than the Mummy (2017) with Tom Cruise

 

Rumors are Ortiz is actually an Egyptian prince, one of the first ever boxers dating back to 3000 BC. Has wins over Tutankhamun and The Prophet Moses. Apparently Moses fled across the red sea to avoid the rematch

 

Didn't Tutankhamun go on to become Undisputed Pharaoh of the World? ATG and top P4P talent

 

Wait a sec, run that backif Ortiz is 72 than Blonde isn't his natural color? I'm bamboozled right now
http://www.kultfaktor.de/images/6112B_c-1.jpg

 

rumour is Ortiz once knocked out a horse with a single punch. Miohippus assiniboiensis. A prehistoric horse, that is, roamed earth 36 million yrs ago.

fossil evidence backs this up.

 

if you look closely there are cave paintings found in neanderthal caves in spain depicting Ortiz knocking out prehistoric horses.

True fact.

 

Ortiz is rumoured to have celebrated his 21st Birthday when the Cuban revolution was complete in 1959.

His great performances a few years ago seem to be as a result of being juiced up to the eye balls. Does not look the same fighter in recent years for sure

 

Okay, this thread is pure hilarity.............a rarity on here

 

Sounds like a better plot than 99% of the rubbish Hollywood serves up.

 

Latest evidence supports the burgeoning theory that the cause of the dinosaurs' extinction was Luis Ortiz.