Lunch with Andy Ruiz

i dunno why every one wants ruiz to lose weight. his blubber decreases the impact of his opponents blows by a magnitude of 50%. in addition, if u knew anything about isaac newtwon you'd know that the snickers enhanced body fat repels force, creating a bounce back effect which throws opponents off balance. this is why ruiz was able to land flush on AJ.

he reminds me of majin buu from DBZ and Kirby from nintendo, who both swallow their enemies whole to multiply their powers. ruiz already made hormone/steroid laden ground beef out of AJ, he's gonna be even stronger in the rematch.

 

Frankenroids hit Snickers mostly in the face, do Snickers Bars increase Mandible & Head Punch Resistance also??

 

@Jamzy

Rest in peace Jamzy.

 

Now that Kong has been put into Sleepy Time we can focus on the rematch between Butterball and Joshua... I almost put some real $$$ on Kong until I saw in a post how he was staggered on spaghetti legs by Christian Hammer... after watching that fight on YouTube I didn't bet anything but his hard training combined with him hurting Beyoncé in the first fight made me think he had a chance at least...

 

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