Manny Pacquaio

Pacquiao is so fast, his opponents have said it felt like fighting 20 Pacquiao's at once
Pacquiao doesn't swim, he walks on water.
Pacquiao does not sleep. He punches.
Pacquiao is currently suing Namco claiming Pacman are trade marked names for his left and right hands.
Pacquiao counted to infinity, twice. Not using his hands, but his flurry of punches.
There is no chin behind Pacquiao's beard. There is only another fist.
Pacquiao's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Pacquiao can be the best pound for pound boxer, and run for presidency at the same time.
Pacquiao doesn’t wear a watch, HE is the face of TIME. (TIME Magazine)
If Mayweather has 1 million dollars and Pacquiao has 1 million dollars, Pacquiao has more money.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Mayweather's computer. Pacquiao is always in control.
Google pays Pacquiao every time he hits Mayweather
According to Einstein’s theory of relativity, Pacquiao can actually KO you yesterday.
Pacquiao is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls the boxing ring.
Pacquiao destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Pacquiao can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Pacquiao is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he boxes the Playstation back to Japan.
Pacquiao can do left jab faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on. If he shot someone he would still have time to left jab them in the face before the bullet hit.
Pacquiao originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a flurry of punches. When asked bout this "glitch," Pacquiao replied, "I'm just doing my job."
Pacquiao has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that his flurry of punches are recognized world-wide as “acts of God.”
Pacquiao invented a language that incorporates left jabs and right hooks. This language is called boxing
Pacquiao is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle — you can never know both the position and velocity of where and when his punches are coming from.
Pacquiao's punches are so powerful, it CAN be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
Pacquiao was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of a beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Pacquiao's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible.
Pacquiao's favourite turn while driving is the right hook.
Pacquiao is suing McDonalds for using the name 'McFlurry', claiming that he is the one that invented flurries.
Muhammed Ali was not the first to use rope-a-dope on Joe Frazier, it was Pacquiao who used it on Cotto first.
How Manny Pacquiao punches does it take to make Money Mayweather hit the floor. Just one.
If tapped, a Pacquiao punch could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
The big bang theory was actually caused by Pacquiao's punches.
It is said that looking into Pacquiao's eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody opponents future is always the same: death by a flurry of punches.
Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of 'Pacquiao punches to the face'. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
Freddy Roach has said life is not, like a box of chocolates. It is more like a box of Pacquiao punches, left hooks, jabs, overhand rights to the face - you never know what you'll get, and where they're coming from.
On the first day of Christmas, Pacman sent to Mayweather, a flurry of punches to the head.
The bermuda triangle is a myth. It is actually a square - Pacquiao's boxing ring.
The last thing a Mexican hears before Pacquiao punches them? No Mexican knows because dead men tell no tales.
The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Pacquiao's Punches. They didn’t even come close.
Lucky number, Seven days in the week. God created the world in seven days. Pacquiao winning seven world titles. Coincidence, I think not.
Two wrongs don’t make a right. Unless they're Pacquiao's fists. Then two wrongs make a flurry of punches to the face.
Manny Pacquiao aced maths in school because anything + anything is equal to 1. One flurry of punches to the face.