Manny Pacquiao - Beware of the speed (and Power) - Updated

bandido · Mar 8, 2010

djrock247 said: ↑

You're right. The Mayweather family released a statement on this video recently claiming that... "the people in the background were all injected with valium and morphine at the same time Pacquiao was injected with bull semen, testosterone, cheetah urine and HGH. The video was then sped up both manually and digitally to 300 times it's actual speed. The TRUTH is that Manny Pacquiao is the slowest land mammal in the world and NOT the three toed sloth as we were led to believe in school. In addition, had Pacquiao not been fed this steady diet of PEDs and Wheaties then he would have in fact shrunk down to 65 lbs. from his natural weight of 106 and NOT the other way around."

Pacquiao was recently approached by a distant cousin of legendary showman PT Barnum and offered $50 million to discontinue his PED regiment and join the circus as the new milennium's Tom Thumb. Freddie Roach would carry him in his shirt pocket and take him out to sing and dance around the world."

-Associated Press

Pacquiao fans, how can you dispute this concrete evidence?
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nice one. very creative writing, mate.

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