Marciano Seems Tiny!?

Tyson was such an outdated heavyweight, he was smaller than his promoter.
https://cdn-s3.si.com/images/1990-0430-Don-King-Mike-Tyson-079006258.jpg

Insane what the Tysonistas will respond with. Probably ignorance as usual.
They're so delusional and stuff.

 

I tell ya, Rocky was 11" tall, tops.
They used trick photography to hide the sad reality-every punch he threw was a "gazelle" so he could even land any legal blows.
But he would spring off the thighs of advancing opponents to land some KO's. Effectively climbing them & then rocketing upward.

Yet he was so much a man that his erections were slightly longer than him.
He used a Specially developed, genital pole vaulting technique accompanied by an aerial 1/2 twist to reach & accomplish coitus.
Though he would periodically lose consciousness due to how much blood was required to fuel his tool-this is how the rumors of suitcases fiull of dildos got started...
He would pack himself inside & have his "package" shipped, & when a girl opened it, he was the ready made sex toy.
And when he passed out, she could just use his body as a handle & complete lovemaking as if with any worthy marital aid.

 

Gee wiz I guess that Liston and Patterson were tiny pip squeaks as well since they were all within an inch or 2 of each other, Ali was 6'3" compared to Rocky and the Rock looked super short compared in the computer fight and he looked huge compared to Liston as well. 4.5 inches is a huge difference in side by side comparisons. though it is only a 70.5 to a 75 inch difference the reality is it can appear much bigger of a difference...

 

Seamust lying again.