Marciano v Bowe

Well, if we are bringing up amateur matches, Coley Wallace beat the rock and Bowe would beat Wallace everyday of the week.

 

How about Marciano vs. Ditka?

 

Wallace lost according to the crowd and newspapers

 

Oh, the NYC crowd thought the goombah beat the colored fella from Florida? Shocker.

 

I was just popping in my 2cents about Wallace, I don't want to get into it with you mcvey...ill get ko'd

 

Why not just have a thread on ALL the world champion fighters since his own era Rocky would smash in a month.

Folks could bet their cash in a sweepstake type arrangement on the rounds they last.

For instance,

1st of the month Patterson 1 round

2nd of the month Liston 6 rounds. Then a week off.

9th of the month Ali 13 rounds, 5 days off then.

Frazier in 4 rounds.

Rocky's confidence is now sky high, so within 48 hours he dispenses with,

Foreman in 6 rounds.

This time he only has 3 days break before he decides to settle this jock strap carrying argument once and for all.

Holmes 5 rounds.

The Rock is now so angry when he hears of a powerhouse kid from the Catskills he demands to meet him the next day, and decides to show him there is more to fighting than just beating up the other guy. His IRON jaw takes 6 murderous punches in the first 2 minutes of round 1, but he just hits back harder, and it is,

Tyson 3 rounds.

With only 11 days left in the month, and all the irrelevant alphabet belts the Rock decides to go for a 4 fight, in 2 days extravaganza in which he will fight Holyfield, and Bowe on the 30th of the month, and Lewis and Klitchko on the 31st.

The action starts off looking pretty rough for Rocky as Holyfield puts up a tremendous fight, and after a monumental battle he eventually wins

Holyfield 14.

But what the crowd doesn't realise but Rocky knows only too well is he was always good at the old log chopping routine, so a bit of tree felling is nothing to him.

Bowe chopped down in 5.

The axe work continues the next night with a vengeance with

Lewis falling in 7.

Then despite the Herculean efforts of the previous and current night's activities. Rocky's Iron Will, phenomenal strength, and stamina prevail and,

Vitali Klitchko is felled in 11.


The next installation from fantasy land will feature Captain Fantastic's 2 week course at Ram Jam Singh's college of scintillating wit, and sparkling answers.

 

Or, since it's patently obvious that no single fighter could defeat him, which two fighters in tandem could beat him?

 

I'm not sure why poor Marciano is being matched with all these huge heavyweights? As much as I'm a fan, I find it very difficult to make a realistic case for him against guys like Bowe and Wlad who enjoy a massive size advantage, and both of whom are skilled heavyweights, not just big.

It's getting a bit silly now, isn't it?