Marcos Antonio Forestal Coutin vs. Jerome Rodríguez & Kashaun Davis vs. Antwaun Taylor Tubbs RBR

Rodríguez circling on his toes, lightly jabbing and tossing body flurries hitting elbow or waistband. Forestal with the 1-2 reaching in, occasionally looping a left into the single thick braid of Rodríguez.

40-36 Forestal

 

50-45 Forestal.

Haynesworth has jumped off the Rodríguez bandwagon, saying he "can't see it happening, because he isn't punching" when Rodgers says he needs a miracle in the 6th.

 

"Forget where your butter was breaded"?

Marc Abrams is tired.

 

Forestal slipping the jab of Rodríguez, countering with a yo-yo 1-2 and getting tied up frequently.

Very lackadaisical finish, both poking with jabs, Forestal off the hip and Rodríguez from his high guard. Neither sitting down on anything, lots of posing and watching each other as they waltz around the ring.

60-54 Forestal

 

Official cards:

Terry Hogan 57-57 draw :thinking
David Hudson 59-55
Jacob Nevin 58-56

MD for Forestal

 

That guest bandleader was like the illegitimate lovechild of Randy Quaid and Mick Foley.

The regular main vocalist is David Spade + Tim Heidecker.

 

Kashaun Davis vs. Antwaun Taylor Tubbs, 6 rounds @ heavyweight

 

@Pepsi Dioxide it's the spectacle we've waited for all night.

 

Round 1

Tubbs is diving in and holding as Tubbs - whose derriere is spilling up from his trunks in a billowing muffin-top - plods in and jabs at him. Tubbs down just over a minute in from a cuffing right hand and clubbing right hand as he's ducking in front of Davis. Tubbs tries tying up but Davis wrenches him around in a rough hug to free himself. Another clinch, short right hand by Davis. Tubbs flees and eats another right, rocked, holds. Body shots by Davis. Tubbs tries holding but Davis is literally too girthy to wrap his arms around. Big sweeping left hook by Davis, ridden by Tubbs, hard to tell if he was hurt or just pretending as he immediately goes back to clinching.

10-8 Davis

 

Another knockdown. Ref has a hard skeptical look at Tubbs, who has done nothing but clinch so far and glances down sheepishly as though hoping he won't be allowed to continue. He is, but down again moments later and waved off.

Antwaun continues to defecate all over his dad's legacy (remember, TNT went out on his shield versus a prime Mike Tyson! )

KO2!

 

Kashaun "Big Baby" Davis improves to 10-0 (10).