Jesus ****ing Christ, this nonsense. What we know so far: cage match (ie not boxing or kickboxing or BJJ rules) won't be co-promoted by the UFC despite Dana White's insistence, per Musk simulcast on both men's social media platform (Facebook and X fka Twitter, respectively) no date firmed up yet per Zuckerberg but the Roman Coliseum may be the venue frontrunner... both training with current or former UFC champions (GSP for Musk; Volkanovski & Adesanya for Zuck) combined 91 years old, neither soft-handed nerd has likely been in a serious physical altercation before.
As crazy as it sounds to favor Zuckerberg in any type of physical altercation, I have him over Musk here. He's 13 years young for one, and in immensely better shape. And he seems to have at least some jiu-jitsu and MMA training, though I think most of that was probably just for public relations. So unless Zuckerberg is the type of guy who freaks out just from taking a single punch to the face, he should win. I don't like either of these WEF stooges, though, so hopefully they actually hurt each other. Assuming this even actually happens which I still have doubts.
