MARK MY WORDS: There's no way Haye is turning up on fight night!

zicas · May 10, 2011

shaunster101 said: ↑

There's going to be 57k screaming fans in Hamburg, the lights will dim and Haye's entrance music will start to echo around the the arena . . . . but Haye will be nowhere to be seen.
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that would be hilarious

Relentless · May 10, 2011

compukiller said: ↑

I hope you're wrong, but I fear you are right.
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typical grape drank jr fan

doesn't understand satire.

shimmy · May 10, 2011

Nice joke, but it may just happen. Haye pulled out 2 weeks left last time. I will believe the fight is on July 2 when I see them in the ring.

Webzcas · May 10, 2011

shaunster101 said: ↑

Excuse me? You're accusing me and the creators of 80% of the threads on the first page of the General Forum of trolling?
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I nominate this thread, thread of the week. :yep

Bobby Heenan · May 10, 2011

haye not showing up once his entrance music starts would totally win the event

Justaman · May 10, 2011

shaunster101 said: ↑

Just seen the press conference - wow.

Before I saw this I was confident that Haye would at least turn up and give it a go against Wlad, even if he would ultimately end up with a loss. But not now. No way.

Just look at his body language - he doesn't even want to be at a press conference with Wlad, let alone in a ****ing boxing ring! The man is losing the plot, he's clearly unravelling before our eyes. The thought of being in the ring with 250lbs of unknockoutable, natural born killing machine is starting to dawn on him.

Haye's whole career has been carefully orchestrated to get him to this point, and he's finally realised he's not up to it. The suspiscious cruiserweight title wins, the fixed fights against Valuev and Harrison - finally the make believe has stopped and Haye the media creation is left without a script or co-star - now he's heading to reality tv where anything can happen.

I'm sorry, but this fight aint happening. There's going to be 57k screaming fans in Hamburg, the lights will dim and Haye's entrance music will start to echo around the the arena . . . . but Haye will be nowhere to be seen.

When word of Haye's no-show finally reaches Wlad, who is stood in his dressing room in full boxing attire, oiled up to the max and ready to destroy, that's when the true impact of the night's events will hit him - Haye EVT Wlad via brutal no show. How humiliating
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You used to be funnier than that Shaun...

Oh..and "oiled up to the max"? No homo?

BigBone · May 10, 2011

shaunster101 said: ↑

Just seen the press conference - wow.

Before I saw this I was confident that Haye would at least turn up and give it a go against Wlad, even if he would ultimately end up with a loss. But not now. No way.

Just look at his body language - he doesn't even want to be at a press conference with Wlad, let alone in a ****ing boxing ring! The man is losing the plot, he's clearly unravelling before our eyes. The thought of being in the ring with 250lbs of unknockoutable, natural born killing machine is starting to dawn on him.

Haye's whole career has been carefully orchestrated to get him to this point, and he's finally realised he's not up to it. The suspiscious cruiserweight title wins, the fixed fights against Valuev and Harrison - finally the make believe has stopped and Haye the media creation is left without a script or co-star - now he's heading to reality tv where anything can happen.

I'm sorry, but this fight aint happening. There's going to be 57k screaming fans in Hamburg, the lights will dim and Haye's entrance music will start to echo around the the arena . . . . but Haye will be nowhere to be seen.

When word of Haye's no-show finally reaches Wlad, who is stood in his dressing room in full boxing attire, oiled up to the max and ready to destroy, that's when the true impact of the night's events will hit him - Haye EVT Wlad via brutal no show. How humiliating
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Fair points, but I disagree in general.

Haye is clearly inside Wlad's head. "Jab jab grab" and other antics are slowly but surely building up inside Klitschko's head and we know he's an insecure dude who's very uncomfortable when being forced to fight uncomfortable.

IMO Haye always wanted to mentally force Klitschko into the mistake of overreaching with the jab and leave himself wide open for the counter. Before the fight happened for the first time, sparring footage leaked by a Setanta employee actually exposed a few inches of opening off the jab, created by Haye's trash talk, but it was probably not big enough for the counter, so Haye decided to postpone things and work on if for a few more years. Today, the opening is right there!

Now the latest tactic by Haye, who successfully accomplised "mission overreach by trash talk" is NOT to trash talk anymore but fake nerves at pressers. You see that took Wlad by surprise and brought him out of his comfort zone, for a gentleman he is it's very risky to start experimenting with trash talk at this stage of his career. So by letting Klitschko grow OVERconfident he's making the Ukranian OVERreach with the jab come fight night. Mark my words, Haye is coming for the EVT and the W.

Jab jab grab! Incredible how easy David hacked into Wlad's mind.

Chilli · May 10, 2011

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zfc · May 10, 2011

shaunster101 said: ↑

Just seen the press conference - wow.

Before I saw this I was confident that Haye would at least turn up and give it a go against Wlad, even if he would ultimately end up with a loss. But not now. No way.

Just look at his body language - he doesn't even want to be at a press conference with Wlad, let alone in a ****ing boxing ring! The man is losing the plot, he's clearly unravelling before our eyes. The thought of being in the ring with 250lbs of unknockoutable, natural born killing machine is starting to dawn on him.

Haye's whole career has been carefully orchestrated to get him to this point, and he's finally realised he's not up to it. The suspiscious cruiserweight title wins, the fixed fights against Valuev and Harrison - finally the make believe has stopped and Haye the media creation is left without a script or co-star - now he's heading to reality tv where anything can happen.

I'm sorry, but this fight aint happening. There's going to be 57k screaming fans in Hamburg, the lights will dim and Haye's entrance music will start to echo around the the arena . . . . but Haye will be nowhere to be seen.

When word of Haye's no-show finally reaches Wlad, who is stood in his dressing room in full boxing attire, oiled up to the max and ready to destroy, that's when the true impact of the night's events will hit him - Haye EVT Wlad via brutal no show. How humiliating
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Genius.... I am surprised you haven`t had more bites shaunster.

gobblock · May 10, 2011

People around here clearly don't understand what satire means. This is proven by every Fantana front page story where people say "No guys, it's funny--it's satire, you see!' This post, just like the front page stories, is just sarcasm with no profound point. It's an exaggeration based on so many people saying Haye looked scared at the weigh-in. It's not satirical, it's just unfunny sarcasm with no real point.

JIM KELLY · May 10, 2011

edit..

BunnyGibbons · May 10, 2011

gobblock said: ↑

People around here clearly don't understand what satire means. This is proven by every Fantana front page story where people say "No guys, it's funny--it's satire, you see!' This post, just like the front page stories, is just sarcasm with no profound point. It's an exaggeration based on so many people saying Haye looked scared at the weigh-in. It's not satirical, it's just unfunny sarcasm with no real point.
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Dude, your avatar is, like, HILARIOUS!! :rofl

iceman71 · May 10, 2011

shaunster101 said: ↑

Just seen the press conference - wow.

Before I saw this I was confident that Haye would at least turn up and give it a go against Wlad, even if he would ultimately end up with a loss. But not now. No way.

Just look at his body language - he doesn't even want to be at a press conference with Wlad, let alone in a ****ing boxing ring! The man is losing the plot, he's clearly unravelling before our eyes. The thought of being in the ring with 250lbs of unknockoutable, natural born killing machine is starting to dawn on him.

Haye's whole career has been carefully orchestrated to get him to this point, and he's finally realised he's not up to it. The suspiscious cruiserweight title wins, the fixed fights against Valuev and Harrison - finally the make believe has stopped and Haye the media creation is left without a script or co-star - now he's heading to reality tv where anything can happen.

I'm sorry, but this fight aint happening. There's going to be 57k screaming fans in Hamburg, the lights will dim and Haye's entrance music will start to echo around the the arena . . . . but Haye will be nowhere to be seen.

When word of Haye's no-show finally reaches Wlad, who is stood in his dressing room in full boxing attire, oiled up to the max and ready to destroy, that's when the true impact of the night's events will hit him - Haye EVT Wlad via brutal no show. How humiliating
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WLAD TKO7 HAYE

time for the ***** to take his medicine

iceman71 · May 10, 2011

and for the record...when you tell the same tired as boring jokes for 3 years straight of what youre gonna do to these guys , that they are scared, fight bums, yada yada yada then you run and hide..and then repeat......Haye doesnt even win the EVENT at this point..... YAWNNNNNNNNNNNN

Joe.Boxer · May 10, 2011

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