MARK MY WORDS: There's no way Haye is turning up on fight night!

Bladegunner · May 10, 2011

shaunster101 said: ↑

Just seen the press conference - wow.

Before I saw this I was confident that Haye would at least turn up and give it a go against Wlad, even if he would ultimately end up with a loss. But not now. No way.

Just look at his body language - he doesn't even want to be at a press conference with Wlad, let alone in a ****ing boxing ring! The man is losing the plot, he's clearly unravelling before our eyes. The thought of being in the ring with 250lbs of unknockoutable, natural born killing machine is starting to dawn on him.

Haye's whole career has been carefully orchestrated to get him to this point, and he's finally realised he's not up to it. The suspiscious cruiserweight title wins, the fixed fights against Valuev and Harrison - finally the make believe has stopped and Haye the media creation is left without a script or co-star - now he's heading to reality tv where anything can happen.

I'm sorry, but this fight aint happening. There's going to be 57k screaming fans in Hamburg, the lights will dim and Haye's entrance music will start to echo around the the arena . . . . but Haye will be nowhere to be seen.

When word of Haye's no-show finally reaches Wlad, who is stood in his dressing room in full boxing attire, oiled up to the max and ready to destroy, that's when the true impact of the night's events will hit him - Haye EVT Wlad via brutal no show. How humiliating
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shut the **** up big nose.

MrMagic · May 10, 2011

He pulled out of the first fight only to reschedule another bout weeks later.

This is not far fetched.

shaunster101 · May 10, 2011

Bladegunner said: ↑

shut the **** up big nose.
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Coming from the **** with a green bandana and a sword in his mouth?

shaunster101 · May 10, 2011

MrMagic said: ↑

He pulled out of the first fight only to reschedule another bout weeks later.

This is not far fetched.
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Reminds me of when Wlad pulled out of a fight for a second time claiming to be injured, only to announce another fight on the same day

CHEF · May 10, 2011

shaunster101 said: ↑

Just seen the press conference - wow.

Before I saw this I was confident that Haye would at least turn up and give it a go against Wlad, even if he would ultimately end up with a loss. But not now. No way.

Just look at his body language - he doesn't even want to be at a press conference with Wlad, let alone in a ****ing boxing ring! The man is losing the plot, he's clearly unravelling before our eyes. The thought of being in the ring with 250lbs of unknockoutable, natural born killing machine is starting to dawn on him.

Haye's whole career has been carefully orchestrated to get him to this point, and he's finally realised he's not up to it. The suspiscious cruiserweight title wins, the fixed fights against Valuev and Harrison - finally the make believe has stopped and Haye the media creation is left without a script or co-star - now he's heading to reality tv where anything can happen.

I'm sorry, but this fight aint happening. There's going to be 57k screaming fans in Hamburg, the lights will dim and Haye's entrance music will start to echo around the the arena . . . . but Haye will be nowhere to be seen.

When word of Haye's no-show finally reaches Wlad, who is stood in his dressing room in full boxing attire, oiled up to the max and ready to destroy, that's when the true impact of the night's events will hit him - Haye EVT Wlad via brutal no show. How humiliating
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Nice try:good

theboy_racer · May 10, 2011

shaunster101 said: ↑

Just seen the press conference - wow.

Before I saw this I was confident that Haye would at least turn up and give it a go against Wlad, even if he would ultimately end up with a loss. But not now. No way.

Just look at his body language - he doesn't even want to be at a press conference with Wlad, let alone in a ****ing boxing ring! The man is losing the plot, he's clearly unravelling before our eyes. The thought of being in the ring with 250lbs of unknockoutable, natural born killing machine is starting to dawn on him.

Haye's whole career has been carefully orchestrated to get him to this point, and he's finally realised he's not up to it. The suspiscious cruiserweight title wins, the fixed fights against Valuev and Harrison - finally the make believe has stopped and Haye the media creation is left without a script or co-star - now he's heading to reality tv where anything can happen.

I'm sorry, but this fight aint happening. There's going to be 57k screaming fans in Hamburg, the lights will dim and Haye's entrance music will start to echo around the the arena . . . . but Haye will be nowhere to be seen.

When word of Haye's no-show finally reaches Wlad, who is stood in his dressing room in full boxing attire, oiled up to the max and ready to destroy, that's when the true impact of the night's events will hit him - Haye EVT Wlad via brutal no show. How humiliating
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:rofl

theboy_racer · May 10, 2011

Haye is struggling bigtime, Wlad had him on the backfoot

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D10lZsWcvNg[/ame]

Struggling i tell ya...

Threetime no1 · May 10, 2011

Entertaining thread Shaunster. I think you should do one a week...you know, just for entertainment's sake!

Napoleon · May 10, 2011

I woudln't be surprised if it happened.

Bubby · May 10, 2011

shaunster101 said: ↑

Just seen the press conference - wow.

Before I saw this I was confident that Haye would at least turn up and give it a go against Wlad, even if he would ultimately end up with a loss. But not now. No way.

Just look at his body language - he doesn't even want to be at a press conference with Wlad, let alone in a ****ing boxing ring! The man is losing the plot, he's clearly unravelling before our eyes. The thought of being in the ring with 250lbs of unknockoutable, natural born killing machine is starting to dawn on him.

Haye's whole career has been carefully orchestrated to get him to this point, and he's finally realised he's not up to it. The suspiscious cruiserweight title wins, the fixed fights against Valuev and Harrison - finally the make believe has stopped and Haye the media creation is left without a script or co-star - now he's heading to reality tv where anything can happen.

I'm sorry, but this fight aint happening. There's going to be 57k screaming fans in Hamburg, the lights will dim and Haye's entrance music will start to echo around the the arena . . . . but Haye will be nowhere to be seen.

When word of Haye's no-show finally reaches Wlad, who is stood in his dressing room in full boxing attire, oiled up to the max and ready to destroy, that's when the true impact of the night's events will hit him - Haye EVT Wlad via brutal no show. How humiliating
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You're posts are geting better!:good
But Your still a sarcastic basterd!!!!!:happy

shaunster101 · May 11, 2011

Haven't heard any quotes from Haye today - I wouldn't be surprised if he's at home repeatedly punching the wall so he can duck out of the fight with an injury. Either that or he's in his garden burning the pants he soiled at yesterday's press conference. Maybe even both? What a *****!!!11one1!!!

Bladegunner · May 11, 2011

shaunster101 said: ↑

Coming from the **** with a green bandana and a sword in his mouth?
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:rofl

Relentless · May 11, 2011

Haye will never lose to a eastern european boy. :deal

shaunster101 · Jul 29, 2011

shaunster101 said: ↑

I'm sorry, but this fight aint happening. There's going to be 57k screaming fans in Hamburg, the lights will dim and Haye's entrance music will start to echo around the the arena . . . . but Haye will be nowhere to be seen.

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:rofl:rofl:rofl

I forgot I made this prediction (albeit jokingly). This part actually happened!

PolishPummler · Jul 29, 2011

And in the end he actually didnt really show up.

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