Rule #2: No wrestling or hugging (clinching) allowed. A great deal of theorists (Klitologians) believe this is proof John douglas, the ninth Marquess of Queensberry was not only a visionary, he was a Klit hater...However, to be fair, some theorists (Ruizians) believe that rule was actually a conspiracy against John Ruiz...Regardless, it is generally accepted as fact that this rule was put in place with future hating in mind... It's well known in boxing circles that rule 2 has been changed over the years but, there is a great deal of debate as to its original raw form..To a growing number of British scholars (Hayeniacs), it is thought to have read; 'No wrestling or hugging (clinching) allowed, especially 6'6" Ukranians' However, Klitologians contend the word 'especially' was actually meant to be 'except'...Although, Hayeniacs are quick to point out, Ukranians are crazy like Germans and most can't even pronounce 'especially'... To further cloud the matter, there is now a growing theory this rule doesn't even apply to the fighters, that it was actually put in place to protect the ring card girls... It's my fear we may never know what was meant by those ambiguous vague words , 'No wrestling or hugging.'
According to Hayeniacs there actually was such a rule but it was omitted because the British didn't want to discriminate...
