Martin Bakole vs George Foreman

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Martin Bakole vs George Foreman

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  1. Vantage_West

    Vantage_West ヒップホップ·プロデューサー Full Member

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    hilarious and great law.

    weird sidenote but same mentality. was in the crawford - norris thread that i was going to restablish norris's records. because one of his best wins is against Paul Vaden. great am. best technician in his prime. slept with norris's ex wife (if i remember) so had a mind game advantage and norris outboxes and changes his style round by round to win. Vaden falls apart moves up in wieght and career crumbles to a halt. so on boxrec. he looked like a title holder hypejob. but of the day, was a real danger.

    but point being is that it doesnt add or create lore for norris. just another day at the office.
     
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  2. Serge

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    What type of fighters are Foreman and Bakole?

    They're bears

    What makes bears so formidable?

    Their power, strength, toughness and size (we can't include their teeth and claws in a boxing analogy for obvious reasons)

    What type of bear is Bakole 2.0?

    A Kodiak bear

    What type of bear was Foreman 1.0?

    A grizzly bear albeit Kodiaks are a subspecies of grizzly or brown bears

    Which bear are you picking to win?

    The Kodiak or the grizzly ?

    'Kodiak bears can reach up to over 10 feet tall when standing on their back legs, 5 feet when on all fours, and can grow up to 1400 pounds; this is roughly 500 lbs heavier than the grizzly bear.'

    Kodiak

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    Bakole via bear mauling
     
  3. Glass City Cobra

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    Foreman's defense wasn't great, but it was better than no defense at all (Bakole).

    If power was all you needed to beat Foreman, Lyle would've won. They simply stood there trading bombs for several rounds. Even as a fat old man, punches from guys like Cooney, Morrison, and Briggs just bounced off of Foreman.

    So if Foreman has superior defense, technique, experience, timing, etc he doesn't have much to worry about outside of Bakole's puncher's chance. Bakole literally just stands there flat footed throwing bombs and his body is wide open.
     
  4. Glass City Cobra

    Glass City Cobra H2H Burger King

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    Translation: All that matters in a fight between two punchers is whose bigger.

    I guess that's why Jack Dempsey lost to Firpo. Wait...

    Tyson vs Bruno...wait.

    Max Baer vs Carnera...dammit.

    Tua vs Rahman...hold up...

    You've been watching this sport for how many years again...?
     
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  5. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    Way bigger

    Murderous punching 220lb bear

    Murderous punching 280 + lb bear

    Difference is Bakole isn't a big lumbering behemoth who punches in slow motion like the giants of Dempsey's and Louis' day. He's got fast hands, is fluid and he throws every punch in the book. Faster than Foreman

    Loooooong time!
     
  6. DoctorJones

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    Yeah he definitely doesn't
     
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  7. DoctorJones

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    Foreman wasn't just your normal puncher. Guy had an amazing talent. Chin, timing and overall boxing IQ and knowledge of the game
    He kills Bakole by KO
     
  8. Glass City Cobra

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    >Bakole
    >Fast, fluid

    Pick one.

    Bakole is a flat footed statue with no defense at all. Anderson landed whatever he wanted on Bakole before he got caught.

    Foreman throws every punch in the book, can actually use his legs, has better defense, timing, accuracy, and is the more proven puncher.

    Bakole is 280 lbs of FAT. Bakole was fat at 240 when he was in his early 20's. Do you think the additional 40 lbs is muscle? He's built like a 50 year old burger king manager who devours 4 burgers and guzzles 2 7/11 big gulps every day. Basically no definition in his chest, belly, or legs. He hits hard yes, but let's not pretend he's carrying around some functional weight. :lol:
     
  9. Serge

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    He's both fast and fluid and more so than Foreman despite weighing 60lbs heavier

    A flat footed statue who punched holes in the younger, faster, slicker and more athletic America's next big thing and future superstar and great in their backyard on a deck stacked against him?

    And pray tell what percentage of a Kodiak bear's body is fat?

    Kodiak mauls the crap out of a grizzly

    Bakole's story is still to be written, Foreman's is complete and he wrote it against leprechauns

    Don't get it twisted. Foreman was a hell of a fighter and a beast but he's a grizzly not a Kodiak like Martin Bakole
     
  10. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    Great fighter but Kodiak >> grizzly
     
  11. Glass City Cobra

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    Bakole isn't a Kodiak bear so your question is irrelevant. You can go on Google and SEE that the guy is carrying excess fat. Bakole is at least 20% fat. You can't force your bad analogy to work when people have eyes.

    The only thing you wrote that is correct is Bakole's story is still to be written, which is why favoring him is not a safe bet. Remember all those hilarious Joe Joyce vs threads that aged like milk...? :lol:
     
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  12. The Cryptkeeper

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    You do realise that Foreman is probably the most self-deprecating fighter of all time?

    He was scared of everyone, according to him. I take those sorts of comments with a grain of salt.
     
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  13. Serge

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    He is a Kodiak bear. The only other species or subspecies of bear he could possibly be at that size is a Polar bear and they have an extremely high body fat percentage too

    20% body fat would win a Kodiak or Polar bear Bear Slimmer of the Year award

    You really need to brush up on your bear knowledge

    Terence Crawford's story is still being written but I'm pretty certain that a prime Mike Tyson would knock his puny ass smooth out

    Big Joe Joyce is shot to bits and your knowledge about slow-fast speed leaves as much to be desired as your knowledge about bears does
     
  14. Glass City Cobra

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    No, Bakole is a human. 20% bodyfat and being 40 lbs of FAT overweight is not impressive and doesn't give Bakole any advantages. As we saw with Fury and the recent Ruiz/Miller fight, having a big flabby gut can make you even more susceptible to body shots. Foreman was one of the best body punchers at HW.

    Joyce wasn't "shot" when Zhang brutally knocked him out and made many of you look stupid insisting Joyce was "too big" for Mike Tyson. :lol:

    Your bear analogy looks even worse when you consider the only man to defeat Bakole.

    Michael Hunter: 6'2, 213 lbs.

    George Foreman: 6'4, 226 lbs.

    Serge: "Bakole would be like a kodiak bear, he'd never lose to a smaller bear like Foreman who'd be like a grizzly".

    If Foreman is a grizzly, what is Michael Hunter? A black bear?

    So according to your logic, it's ok for a kodiak bear to lose to a black bear, but a kodiak losing to a grizzly is out of the quesiton...???

    How long have you been watching boxing...?

    :facepalm:
     
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  15. DoctorJones

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    Exactly. He was scared of everyone. Yet nobody ever saw an ounce of fear on his face
     
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