Michael Gerard Tyson vs. Jacob Joseph Paul

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"Kid Dynamite" or "Problem Child"?

Poll closed Nov 15, 2024.
  1. Tyson on points

    5.1%
  2. Tyson by stoppage

    30.9%
  3. Draw

    12.0%
  4. Paul on points

    18.3%
  5. Paul by stoppage

    33.7%
  1. drenlou

    drenlou VIP Member

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    Mike is going to break the internet if he wins this!
     
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  2. miniq

    miniq AJ IS A BODYBUILDING BUM Full Member

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    He's not winning this. He looks terrible. I could get in there and jab his nut right off. 60 is 60.

    A well looked after 50 year old maybe we could think about it.

    The only 60 year old boxer who could beat Jake Paul would be Tyson Fury crushing him under his 400 pound mass.

    Really it's a question of whether Paul goes to KO him which is basically assault in my book. I wouldn't want to land a KO blow on a 60 year old that's a scary thought. Risk of brain injury is ridiculous.
     
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  3. drenlou

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    Iron Mike Tyson will hit Paul with all his Fury and It's lights out for Jake Paul!
     
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  4. miniq

    miniq AJ IS A BODYBUILDING BUM Full Member

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    Hit him with what? He no way to generate power anymore. All his joints are done. His legs are shot. Stiff as a board.

    You see him against Roy a few years back and you get the glimpse of that classic style he had but there is no substance or threat behind it physically.
     
  5. drenlou

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    It will be with the Furious Left Hook! :deal:
     
  6. miniq

    miniq AJ IS A BODYBUILDING BUM Full Member

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    He has about as much chance as Fury KO'ing Usyk post round 7. Nill. That's coming from me.
     
  7. drenlou

    drenlou VIP Member

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    Iron Mike TYSON has so much Fury In him, Jake is going to wish he hadn't taken the fight.
     
  8. miniq

    miniq AJ IS A BODYBUILDING BUM Full Member

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    The hardest part about this fight is Jake trying to make it look like he's not carrying him on his back and make it entertaining for the paying customer. Not that I care about the wallets of people who pay for TV, suckers.
     
  9. drenlou

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    This will be The Sound And The "FURY" part 2!
     
  10. miniq

    miniq AJ IS A BODYBUILDING BUM Full Member

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    The only way Mike Tyson can win this fight is if they body switch him with Tyson Fury in the ring walk and nobody notices.
     
  11. drenlou

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    Mike Tyson doesn't punch himself with Furious Uppercuts! Paul better watch out for that right hook to the body right uppercut that Mike Tyson used to throw with so much Fury.
     
  12. VOXDEI

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    I suspect there will have been an agreement that Jake will not try and KO Tyson, for Tyson's health and to get him to agree to the fight.

    I suspect Tyson has agreed to survive to a respectable points decision where he keeps some dignity but Paul ultimately gets the nod as the A-side and his career trajectory remains on track.

    If I'm right the only chance for an upset is if one guy accidentally KOs the other, or Tyson just decides to go for it for the sake of old times and (against the odds even assuming this is a 'real' fight) bags a stoppage. Both seem highly unlikely.

    Prepare to be underwhelmed.
     
  13. Potwash

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    If that 60 year old was trying to KO you the thought wouldn't be so scary. This isn't some normal old man you're talking about, this is Mike Tyson.

    Mike Tyson is the Greatest of all time in my opinion. He's the one who made me fall in love with boxing. I would love to see him batter Paul and KO him early, just like the old days. But these ain't the old days, them days are long gone. You got it spot on about his exhibition with Roy Jones. People need to go back and rewatch it. Unfortunately I can't see Tyson winning this. I do hope he doesn't get Knocked out but unless this is all scripted, you can bet your life on it that Jake will be going for the KO.
     
  14. miniq

    miniq AJ IS A BODYBUILDING BUM Full Member

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    Dude you could push him over and he'd gas in 10 seconds. old is old and he's only 5'10".

    This ain't some movie where the old guy handles the young gun with his magic powers
     
  15. george14

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    Are there people on here who genuinely believe the fight against Roy Jones was real? They told you beforehand there were not KO's and an automatic draw if it goes the distance......which it was required to.

    The fight was a showcase of two legends, both were just playing around.