Miguel Ángel García Cortéz vs. Sandor Martín Clemente & Elwin Soto Castro vs. Jonathan González RBR.

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  1. The Professor

    The Professor Socialist Ring Leader Staff Member

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    Mikey Garcia (40-1, 30 KO) vs. Sandor Martin (38-2, 13 KO), welterweights
     
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  2. CST80

    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    Mikey's head is horizontally expanding, I'm almost expecting to see his head split in two one of these days, Sonny Bono Cucumber Monster in Troll style.:sisi1
     
  3. Stiff Jab

    Stiff Jab Despiser of Super-Middleweights Full Member

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    ...wow, Mikey really?

    Oh, there it is. The bane of my existence. Mariachi ear cancer.
     
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  4. JCMG1

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    Dudes coming out on a tractor
     
  5. lobk

    lobk Original ESB Member Full Member

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    This walk might be longer that the actual fight.
     
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  6. The Professor

    The Professor Socialist Ring Leader Staff Member

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    Yeah, my wife thought that was pretty ridiculous
     
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  7. CST80

    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    How hilarious would it be if Mikey got brutally KO1'd with the first shot that lands from featherfisted Sandor, Indongo-Troyanovsky style, after all of that obnoxious hubbub?
     
  8. The Professor

    The Professor Socialist Ring Leader Staff Member

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    You think he's juicing?
     
  9. CST80

    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    Okay Diamante, the "We're here!!!! Who wants it! I said who wants it!" thing isn't working. Please stop.
     
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  10. pepsiclassic

    pepsiclassic Well-Known Member Full Member

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    I want that to happen but this probably is one sided for mikey. this is afterall a hand picked opponent.
     
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  11. Stiff Jab

    Stiff Jab Despiser of Super-Middleweights Full Member

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    I mean, given how fat he was not six months ago it's a possibility.
     
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  12. CST80

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    Let's just say, it wouldn't shock me even slightly if he got popped for PED's.
     
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  13. Stiff Jab

    Stiff Jab Despiser of Super-Middleweights Full Member

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    Yeah everyone wants to do Buffer's "Are you ready?" and it just doesn't work.
     
  14. pepsiclassic

    pepsiclassic Well-Known Member Full Member

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    I'm pretty sure a handful of those people that came to the ring with mikey are coming to my house sunday to do yard work.
     
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  15. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    Mikey plagerized 3-0 prospect Castro's mariachi themed ring entrance. Shame on you, Mikey.. shame on you :facepalm:
     
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