Mike Tyson beats Sonny Liston

On a more serious note, I think Chuck's pretty tough:

 

Liston dead by round 3.

 

wouldnt take that long

 

Liston would have adolescent minded Mike staring at his shoes at the first press conference. Wouldn't take long is absolutely right. Liston would make the Buster Beatdown look like pattycakes. Iron Mike wet his pants at the thought of fighting Old George and got Don King to bail him out of that one, Lord Knows how loose his bowels would be eyeballing with an angry Liston.

 

The title is correct.

 

good joke didnt know buster was slow and easy to read like son