Mike Tyson Prison Fights

HAHAHAHAHA This thread is sooo ****ing stupid....if you think anyone in jail ****ed with Tyson you're a morron. No disrespect to the TS but cons are cons and this is bull****. Man honestly where I'm from the local amatuer champ goes to jail and he runs the joint....you really think these wanna be tough guys are going to go after the baddest man on the planet? Nah they'd be more in awh of him then anything. No one would wanna **** with the guy cause they'd all be sucking his dick.

 

you from mayberry?

 

You guys are nuts. Tyson was a tiny HW. Beat up by Buster Douglas in his prime. Those hard, bigger guys in prison would have their way with him. Don't forget anytime he faced adversity he folded like a cheap suit. No heart.

 

They should do a movie on this obviously true story. No one has ever made a film about illegal fights involving an elite fighter in prison.

 

ah lads - this story is probably bs, but at the same time don't go kidding yourselves that no one would wanna fight Mike Tyson in prison!!! I have a mate, he's in the army, he's 6 foot 8 inches and an absolute tank, we go out on saturday nights and he's forever getting started on by lads half his size! EGO!

And as for those of you who say Mike Tyson couldn't get beat by some prison bum - it wasn't a boxing match he was fighting! Street rules - aka MMA! James Toney lasted less than a minute against Randy Couture - straight up boxing Tyson hammered anyone, start throwing kicks and elbows in there and who knows!

 

My Uncle told me he actually knocked Tyson out with a left hook. He also said that Tyson was on the ground crying asking my uncle to stop picking on him

 

freakin MMA triehards..they're everywhere now.. breeding like Mogwai's in the ocean

Uncle Bob?

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MMA is not street rules - it has the same structure and rules around it just like any other combat sport.

If you think MMA is equivalent to street fighting I suggest you do a crash course in Krav Maga, BJJ, or any other general traditional martial art. Even though BJJ is an important part of MMA, there are plenty of techniques not taught in the MMA version as they are illegal under the rules.

Biting, scratching, head-butts, small-joint manipulation, vertical elbow stikes, stomping, eye-gouging, hair-pulling, groin strikes, rabbit punches, throat strikes, and fish-hooking are just some examples from street fighting/traditional MA and not MMA. You add those attacks into MMA and it changes the dimension of the sport the same way you add kicks to boxing it changes the dimension.

 

I appreciate what you are saying - and I understand that MMA has rules and is different to street brawling. I was only joking in my comparison. I made the comparison because from my own personal perspective I just don't like MMA!

 

I've said it once, and I'll say it again....we need a sarcasm font!

 

Tyson was a celebrity so why would he go to a public trash prison?

And even if he was don't you think everybody there would be amazed to see him? Most would probably respect him and ask for an autograph.

Tyson was so strong and intimidating.. who'd want to mess with him? Of course if someone mastered Judo or Jiu Jitsu they'd be able to take him to the ground and control him there while others beat him.


On the other hand. I remember him saying somewhere, sometime, something like ''..all the **** I've been through''. Which makes me think what **** actually? Did there happen things in prison only he knows?

 

U obviously know nothing about prison life. Every single person there would be out for him. If he wasn't in protective custody he would be dead within a week. Jeffrey Dahmer got killed in prison the minute he was outside of custody.

 

Tyson converted to Islam if he was rolling with the Islam crowd in prison rest assured nobody, I repeat nobody was ****ing with him......I am familiar how prisons work. (I almost took a job as a prison guard, but decided against it)

I have alot of friends and family that work with the Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation.

Most of the time athletes, actors/acressess are housed somewhat secluded or in a controlled environment......Besides, Tyson would have been fine in Prison because he was a street dude, and being around thugs was nothing new to him, he would have known how to carry himself......

 

Jeffrey Dahmer was nothing, I repeated nothing like or anything near what I young Mike Tyson....

 

The guy who wrote this story is an imbred cholo. I'd be embarrassed to know the skinhead or tattoed mexican yet this moron revels in knowing these people. A "shotcaller", the highest level a mexican-american can aspire to, unfortunately only a shotcaller in prison, a low-iq felon in real life.