Mike Tyson Vocabulary Test?

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  1. Ghazan

    Ghazan New Member Full Member

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    As part of his parole agreement in 1994-95, Mike Tyson had to go back to school and finish grade 5. This is Mike's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

    im a big of Iron Mike but died of laughter reading this

    1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

    2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

    3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man,
    somebody get that catacomb.

    4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

    5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my ***** rectum both.

    6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment
    they gonna send me back to the joint.

    7. ***** - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said
    *****.

    8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake."
    He say, "Bulls#*t, that watch Israel."

    9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho in the apartment undermine.

    10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took
    me to the pool hall.

    11. Iraq - When we got the poolhall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you
    break."

    12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan
    on stain for dinner?"

    13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say,
    "fortify".

    14. Income - I just got in bed wif a ho and income my wife.
     
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