Mike Tyson vs James Toney...Who wins?

My money is on Toney. I think he’s mentally too tough and determined for Tyson.

UD is the most likely scenario. However, with the incessant trash talk and stinging sharp shots, I can also envision Tyson flying completely off the rails and doing something to lose by DQ.

It’d be fun to watch Toney walk the proverbial tight rope with an angry Tyson to see if he can handle the occasional big shot Tyson would surely land.

 

Toney steals Tyson’s heart before the fight and safely diffuses the bomb, who is Tyson, at least 7 of 10 times.

Driven by $ signs, MGM studios swoops in to capitalize on this development and casts Tyson as the Tin Man in the wildly successful remake of The Wizard of Oz. Given the sheer number of die hard Tyson fans, this movie eclipses Gone With The Wind as the highest grossing movie of all time.

UFC2015, AKA Macklemore’s biggest fan, hands his pom poms off to one of his fellow Tyson Lovers long enough to post a clip of the movie online. Eventually, this video clip displaces Despacito as the most viewed YouTube video of all time. The best part is that Holyfield and Lewis come out to support their favorite son. Douglas comes too and Tyson’s most vociferous hater (Teddy Atlas) shows up to see if Tyson is successful in acquiring the heart to replace the one that Toney snatched from him.

 

As an added bonus, boxing fans could look forward to the suspense of seeing whether or not Tyson could refrain from sexually assaulting Dorothy long enough to make it all the way down the yellow brick road.

 

Thanks Sangria. FYI, my first name isn’t Junior, but I’ll go by it as long as you guys can handle my Poison on occasion.

 

Toney definitely wins the psychological battle during the build up. Toney’s sadistically ghetto mentality combined with Lennox’s British accent is too much. I can see sales of Grey Poupon skyrocketing. Lennox might break out his Jamaican accent, like he did in the ring during the post fight interview with Tyson, if pushed hard enough.

As for the fight. Not much to see here unless you enjoy watching a good big man beat a good smaller man. Then again you can marvel at Toney’s ability to roll with punches and take minimal damage on his way to a 119-109 UD loss.