Mike Tyson's skills..

Good luck with that atsch

 

i went into tesco the other day and said of the beepers walking in, I says to the security man

'come on pal, I aint even had time to steal anything yet;


true story innit

 

Grow some balls.

We're in the Garden Center, which is outside but still part of the store, when we throw the bag over the fence. The fence obviously doesn't have sensors.

 

I think he means when the first scam takes place.

 

:twisted: ****in' spoiler. I won't even bother now.

I'm slapping in Starling-Molinares!

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my local asda dosent have an outside, either doesthe morrisons or tesco.

what dont set of sensors,

 

Well, there's always scam 1 for you then.

 

I edited because it was misleading, it's a very controversial fight that you need to watch.

 

yeh so what dont set off sensors, knwing my luck ill pick something tha explodes when you steal it

anyway i need to sleep, work tommorow

 

Or...like..you could pay for **** like a civilized individual. Just an idea.

 

Ah. You just have to take something that isn't worth enough to have an alarm thingy on it. So movies, video games and the like are out. We usually just take an item of clothing worth a decent amount. Something from the outdoors department.

 

Nah.

 

addie, seriously wisen up or ill stab you

im skint got like 20 quid to last 2 days, no time for the pub to me

 

You always need a receipt over here :deal

Over here it's better to steal and sell. Especially if it's games, easily find someone willing to pay ten quid less and you've still got a nice wedge.

I've never been a thief though, sold weed in the past but always too paranoid. I'm more suited to work and very lucky to still be in employment.

 

what like a jacket or somethin for 20