Monte "Two Guns" Barrett...

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  1. Primadonna Kool

    Primadonna Kool Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    David Haye usually has the upper hand in interviews and press conferences, with his confidence and sometimes funny sense of humour.

    But he was upstaged by Monte Barrett..

    "David Haye is 10 years my senior, my girl friend is also ten years my senior, but the difference is....she likes it when i spank her ass"

    The Full Monty...:lol:
     
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  2. KCD

    KCD All aboard. Full Member

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    Brilliant:lol:

    Barrett is a genuine good guy, and here he proves he can be funny too.
     
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  3. GazOC

    GazOC Guest Star for Team Taff Full Member

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    Very funny!!! He came across as a good guy on Bunces show as well.

    Shouldn't that be "junior", not "senior" though?
     
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  4. SouthpawSlayer

    SouthpawSlayer Im coming for you Full Member

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    yeah i think barrett will stop haye
     
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  5. scrap

    scrap Boxing Addict Full Member

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    I think He will Fire Blanks
     
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  6. surreal deal

    surreal deal Liverpool via Krypton Full Member

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    I'll be honest...i dont think its THAT good a line.
    If it was spontaneous it would be ok,but considering he sat and thought it up before saying it to press?
    Nothing special to me for a contrived gag.
     
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  7. GazOC

    GazOC Guest Star for Team Taff Full Member

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    We're not grading a professional comedian here you know!;)
     
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  8. Primadonna Kool

    Primadonna Kool Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Its a good ****ing line, i did not expect it.

    Also i like David Haye..

    "I don't get ring rust, i drink W..D..40"



    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YJWJ1Uesb-0
     
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  9. surreal deal

    surreal deal Liverpool via Krypton Full Member

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    :D No,but a gag from a Pro Boxer is being graded.Thats what the thread is about.
    The only difference is i dont think its a great line,but you guys do.:good
     
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  10. MattMattMatt

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    Did he actually say senior and not junior? Because if he did then it becomes rather unfunny - it would then only be funny in the same kind of way that the people who always get the punch line wrong are.
     
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  11. Diablo

    Diablo Active Member Full Member

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    lol it might have been funny if he didnt **** it up
     
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  12. surreal deal

    surreal deal Liverpool via Krypton Full Member

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    When i read it,i didnt make sense to me either,and i already think its overrated.
     
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  13. GazOC

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    Maybe he got it right and was just misquoted?
     
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  14. MattMattMatt

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  15. kurt2006

    kurt2006 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Nikolay Valuev has made Monte a bit mental when it comes to jokes.
     
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