most stupid comment made by a fight commentator

Australian announcers in general seem stupid, watched the highlights of the Billy Dib fight this weekend and they were pretty bad.

 

Foreman's best quote came in the Gatti-Ward2 fight.

"There's an old saying, dont pull a switch blade on an elephant"

 

lol i remember that one, No ****

 

"Jay Nady is big enough to mean what he says" George foreman

looks like any small man can't mean what they say

 

Foreman claiming Oscar De La Hoya had the better jab and was outjabbing Quartey, and was outlanding him 3-1

Also Merchant in this exchange:
Roy Jones: Looks like Byrd is trying to take some power out of Ibeabuchi's punches with some body shots..
Merchant: Those body shots couldn't take power out of a mouse!!
Roy Jones: Why dont you go in there and fight him, I'd like to see you take them body shots and tell me they don't hurt

 

Ray Leonard was pretty insightful

 

Where's some Teddy Atlas love in here??

 

Wtf Teddy :roflatsch

“Here's a guy that was running away from the pack like Secretariat winning the Belmont by 30 lengths, and now people are starting to question the quality he was running away from. Exactly what was he 30 lengths ahead of? ... But now that he's lost and lost in devastating fashion, I think people are asking that question louder and more often.”

 

Hahaha! and the list for him would be pages long too.

 

i wouldnt wanna see pierre coezter in a dark back alley........foreman during bowe/coetzer..............YA PIERRE IS PRETTY SCARY

 

Foreman was in rare form that night.

Foreman: If anyone deserves to be heavyweight champion, Pierre Coetzer does
Lampley: Because of his talent?
Foreman: Because of his talent and because of his love for mankind.

 

Stranger things have happened, but none stranger than this - Lampley Fan Man fight.

 

Ahhhhh he took it jim! He took it! He took the shot!

-On Khan taking a shot from Barrera.

 

Was that Merchant?

 

atsch:rofl:rofl