I seriously reckon that if you listen to exactly what he says, not what he's trying to say, 80% of it doesn't make sense.
yes...im serious also....he is illiterate. he makes no sense. listening to him is very difficult. its painful. he ****s up everything he tries to say.... .
I think it's more a case of engaging the mouth without going via the brain. Illiteracy wouldn't have anything to do with it. Noel Gallagher is illiterate and he's one of the wittiest blokes out there.
NG: I'd have thought he'd have heard of the name. Whether he's aware of any of the songs or not, I don't know. DW: There's absolutely nothing known about the real him, is there? NG: Well, he's just put out his book. What's it called? Chronicles. DW: Have you read it? You once said you'd never read a book. Have you still not? NG: I'm reading a book at the minute. DW: What book are you reading? NG: I'm not saying. DW: Why not? It's not that embarrassing, surely. Is it the Bible? NG: No, it's not the Bible. DW: Is it something like The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole or Harry Potter? NG: No. DW: What is it? Is it something that won't make you sound cool? NG: No. It's just my missus, Sara... She's got a very superior attitude to books and... DW: [sternly]: Tell us what book it is. NG: [exasperated]: Noo. I'm not telling you what book it is. DW: Is it a children's book? NG: No, it's not a children's book. Someone I know was reading this book and I read the back of it and I thought: 'That sounds quite interesting, I'll go and buy that.' And of course I got it back and my ****ing superior Scottish girlfriend went: 'That's ****ing rubbish, what are you reading that **** for?' DW: Who wrote it? NG: It's a guy called ... It's a guy called Dan Brown, I do believe. It's called Angels and Demons.
My apologies, he's actually dyslexic. Interestingly enough that interview above is about him reading his first ever book at age 38 or something...