Murat Georgievich Gassiev vs. Michael Wallisch & Mikhail Aloyan vs. Mchanja Yohana RBR.

SNV, despite being known as maybe the most toothless HW champ in modern times, is about fifty zillion times more powerful than Aloyan (and I mean p4p, never mind straight up)

 

Holy crap, it's round three? I swear I thought it was still the second, that's how very bad this is!

 

?????

 

When guys are this weak and technically poor should they just be given 2 minutes per round, like women?

Cece Brækhus or Savannah Marshall could probably knock either of these guys spark out.

 

3%!

 

yeah, I see it now too...

This content is protected

 

wait! somehow there's blood!

 

I ...know how that works, guys, don't worry - I was just being lazy, plugging the numbers into Google and then absent-mindedly quickly shifting the decimal in my head before typing it in, and was off overshooting by a decimal place. But had I looked at it for more than a nanosecond, yeah, that's an obvious one and easy error to catch when not making haste.

 

Aloyans punches are so weak that even when he punches in the balls or behind the head it doesnt count as foul

 

Mother Russia is raining menses through the roof and onto the ring to show her displeasure.

 

Hurley can take my soul ANYTIME SHE WANTS IT.

 

30's prime Hurley, or now?

 

Why make this co-main event?!?!?!

There weren't any really fantastic matches on the YouTube-only undercard, but you could have picked virtually any of them and they'd have been worthier of being televised.

Look how glum and bored the fans sitting ringside are? This is how you get everybody pumped for Gassiev?!?!