My American friends: It is endearing, your excitement about SSM - Cotto.

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by China_hand_Joe, Sep 18, 2007.


  1. cross_trainer

    cross_trainer Liston was good, but no "Tire Iron" Jones Full Member

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    Perhaps he can work out an insult investment system with you. Interest will accrue with each insult, saving him valuable time. Like so:


    Sweetpea: You are an annoying moron, China_hand_Joe

    (1 month later): You are an annoying inbred moron, China_hand_Joe.

    (2 months later): You are an annoying inbred moron who should be euthanized and forced to watch Willie Pep's Greatest Fights DVD, China_hand_Joe.


    ...and so on. After the initial insult, the interest will keep you insulted without Sweet_Pea having to invest any more time or effort.
     
  2. China_hand_Joe

    China_hand_Joe Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Sweet Pea and I reminds me of a Simpsons episode...

    The one where Homer infuriates a character called Frank Grimes, by being loved by the masses for his moronic behaviour.

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    To expose Homer’s stupidity, Frank tricks him into entering a children’s contest to design a nuclear power plant. While Homer works on his model at home, Marge tells Lisa, “He says it’s really high-tech stuff that we wouldn’t understand.” Homer appears in the kitchen and asks, “Marge, do we have any elbow macaroni and glue-on sparkles?” His final entry is a duplicate model for the existing power plant, with a racing stripe down the side and paper wings taped on. Despite the fact that he is obviously a grown man participating in a children’s contest, Homer is awarded first prize. Frank is livid. He attempts to draw his fellow employees’ attention to Homer’s stupidity, but he is ignored. In the final moments of the episode, Frank finally goes mad and runs around the plant imitating Homer: “I’m peeing on the seat. Give me a raise! Now I’m returning to work without washing my hands. But it doesn’t matter, because I’m Homer Simpson! I don’t need to do my work, ‘cause someone else will do it for me. D’oh! D’oh! D’oh!” Frank is then electrocuted when, as Homer, he grabs some wires marked “High Voltage” with his bare hands. The final scene is Frank’s funeral. As the reverend eulogizes him, Homer is heard audibly snoring, sound asleep and drooling in his chair. No one wakes him; instead, everyone laughs and says, “That’s our Homer!” "
     
  3. DanePugilist

    DanePugilist God vs God - Death Angel Full Member

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    :rofl - Spot on.
     
  4. MSTR

    MSTR More Speed Than Roy!!!!! Full Member

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    ROFL. I love that scene. CLassic analogy. Fits perfectly.