My top 10 all time heavyweights list

I wouldnt be surprised if its Burts alter ego. Notice the similarities and love of Jack Dempsey

 

No one not named Willie Meehan or Fireman Jim Flynn.

And one can match his ferocity in sitting on the title. I mean it was plain murderous the way he just didn't fight, his lithe, dancer-like legs sticking out from the sheets of some b-movie starlet's bed. Such poetry and grace in these movements.

And when he did enter ring, like a starving tiger entering a sleeping village in India, he viciously and quickly picked out the washed-ups, the has-beens and the under-sized's, all the while avoiding other larger, bigger (and blacker) cats.

Utterly phenomenal and never to be duplicated.

 

According to him Roy Jones beats Lennox Lewis as well

 

Yep

 

Actually that is true, my apologies.

Then again, thats probably WHY hes cursing, so we dont think its Burt

 

Ah, Hook aint a bad guy, hes just misunderstood

 

did the John 'Licking Lesbian' Sullivan joke help give it away?

PS Not implying I am the troll! lol just that the thread was ripe for satire from the very first page.

 

That's ****ing weird. I was reading through the pages and thought "I'll post 'obvious troll is obvious'" because I'm a witty guy. Too late though.

 

Thats what he gets for wearing a pink shirt.

Most people will tell you how prison changed Tyson.

 

:rofl

Tinkerbell Tyson did not need prison showers to make him fruity -

"If I take this camera and put it in your face for 20 years, I don't know what you might be. You might be a homosexual if I put that camera on you since you were 13 years old. I've been on that camera since I was 13 years old." :hey


Foreman Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook!:rasta

 

I think people get way too critical with other people's lists.
Does anyone here not have at least half of those names in their own top 10 ?
Does anyone see any name in that list who in no way, shape or form, could be included as an "all-time great heavyweight" ?

I mean, if he'd listed Scott LeDoux and Gus Dorazio I'd see the problem.

 

:rofl