My Top 10 "Truths" and Top 10 "Jokes" in boxing today...

doublesuited · Jan 14, 2008

Having been boxing since the age of 7 and having sparred guys like Danny Jacobs, I think it's safe to say that I know a thing or two about the sweet science.

Here's my top 10 "Truths" and "Jokes" in the sport.

Truths:

1.) Floyd Mayweather Jr. - Simply the best
2.) Zab Judah - Good friend of mine, could win another title at 147 or 154
3.) Winky Wright - I've met Winky a few times. He has a good jab
4.) Jermain Taylor - A gentleman. Very athletic
5.) Kendall Holt - Robbed against Torres; future champion at 140
6.) "Mean" Joe Greene - My boy from BK; future undisputed middleweight champion
7.) Paul Williams - Destroyed Margarito
8.) Edison Miranda - Reborn at 168 - Calzaghe and Pavlik better watch out
9.) Joan Guzman - Little Tyson
10.) Paul Malignaggi - Met him and his girlfriend ringside at the Gatti fight; I think his girlfriend had a thing for me - she was looking at me like she wanted a piece

Jokes:

1.) Ricky Hatton - Simply a bum
2.) Amir Khan - Chinless prospect who will eventually get starched
3.) Kelly Pavlik - Got a lucky break against Taylor; should have lost in the second round
4.) Joe Calzaghe - Never faced a live opponent and never fought outside of Europe
5.) Tito Trinidad - Got dominated by my boy Wink
6.) Miguel Cotto - Almost got starched by Corley and Torres; had to use low blows to beat my boy Zab
7.) Roy Jones Jr. - Given a standing month count by Glen Johnson
8.) Wladimir Klitschko - I don't like his accent
9.) Sultan Ibragimov - Looks like Barney Rubble
10.) John Duddy - This guy is terrible; hopefully I get to spar with him next time I'm at Gleason's so I show him who's the man of BK

Thoughts?

yesihavearm · Jan 14, 2008

what

peter5 · Jan 14, 2008

RZA said:

Having been boxing since the age of 7 and having sparred guys like Danny Jacobs, I think it's safe to say that I know a thing or two about the sweet science.

Here's my top 10 "Truths" and "Jokes" in the sport.

Truths:

1.) Floyd Mayweather Jr. - Simply the best
2.) Zab Judah - Good friend of mine, could win another title at 147 or 154
3.) Winky Wright - I've met Winky a few times. He has a good jab
4.) Jermain Taylor - A gentleman. Very athletic
5.) Kendall Holt - Robbed against Torres; future champion at 140
6.) "Mean" Joe Greene - My boy from BK; future undisputed middleweight champion
7.) Paul Williams - Destroyed Margarito
8.) Edison Miranda - Reborn at 168 - Calzaghe and Pavlik better watch out
9.) Joan Guzman - Little Tyson
10.) Paul Malignaggi - Met him and his girlfriend ringside at the Gatti fight; I think his girlfriend had a thing for me - she was looking at me like she wanted a piece

Jokes:

1.) Ricky Hatton - Simply a bum
2.) Amir Khan - Chinless prospect who will eventually get starched
3.) Kelly Pavlik - Got a lucky break against Taylor; should have lost in the second round
4.) Joe Calzaghe - Never faced a live opponent and never fought outside of Europe
5.) Tito Trinidad - Got dominated by my boy Wink
6.) Miguel Cotto - Almost got starched by Corley and Torres; had to use low blows to beat my boy Zab
7.) Roy Jones Jr. - Given a standing month count by Glen Johnson
8.) Wladimir Klitschko - I don't like his accent
9.) Sultan Ibragimov - Looks like Barney Rubble
10.) John Duddy - This guy is terrible; hopefully I get to spar with him next time I'm at Gleason's so I show him who's the man of BK

Thoughts?
Click to expand...

:rofl :rofl :rofl :happy

MON · Jan 14, 2008

You're a twat.

bumdujour · Jan 14, 2008

RZA said:

Having been boxing since the age of 7 and having sparred guys like Danny Jacobs, I think it's safe to say that I know a thing or two about the sweet science.

Here's my top 10 "Truths" and "Jokes" in the sport.

Truths:

1.) Floyd Mayweather Jr. - Simply the best
2.) Zab Judah - Good friend of mine, could win another title at 147 or 154
3.) Winky Wright - I've met Winky a few times. He has a good jab
4.) Jermain Taylor - A gentleman. Very athletic
5.) Kendall Holt - Robbed against Torres; future champion at 140
6.) "Mean" Joe Greene - My boy from BK; future undisputed middleweight champion
7.) Paul Williams - Destroyed Margarito
8.) Edison Miranda - Reborn at 168 - Calzaghe and Pavlik better watch out
9.) Joan Guzman - Little Tyson
10.) Paul Malignaggi - Met him and his girlfriend ringside at the Gatti fight; I think his girlfriend had a thing for me - she was looking at me like she wanted a piece

Jokes:

1.) Ricky Hatton - Simply a bum
2.) Amir Khan - Chinless prospect who will eventually get starched
3.) Kelly Pavlik - Got a lucky break against Taylor; should have lost in the second round
4.) Joe Calzaghe - Never faced a live opponent and never fought outside of Europe
5.) Tito Trinidad - Got dominated by my boy Wink
6.) Miguel Cotto - Almost got starched by Corley and Torres; had to use low blows to beat my boy Zab
7.) Roy Jones Jr. - Given a standing month count by Glen Johnson
8.) Wladimir Klitschko - I don't like his accent
9.) Sultan Ibragimov - Looks like Barney Rubble
10.) John Duddy - This guy is terrible; hopefully I get to spar with him next time I'm at Gleason's so I show him who's the man of BK

Thoughts?
Click to expand...

TRUTH:

You are ******ed.

JOKES:

YOU.:hi:

jc · Jan 14, 2008

I dont care if you have been in boxing since you were seven, your quite simply a un-knowledgable twat.

Punisher33 · Jan 14, 2008

Pavlik deserved that win, it was for a title, if the ref did stop that fight in the second round then he would of made a big mistake IMO.

doublesuited · Jan 14, 2008

How many of you have sparred and dropped a 5-time NYC Golden Gloves champion? Uh huh. I've forgotten more about boxing than most of you will ever know. And that's real talk.

Asterion · Jan 14, 2008

RZA said:

Having been boxing since the age of 7 and having sparred guys like Danny Jacobs, I think it's safe to say that I know a thing or two about the sweet science.

Here's my top 10 "Truths" and "Jokes" in the sport.

Truths:

1.) Floyd Mayweather Jr. - Simply the best
2.) Zab Judah - Good friend of mine, could win another title at 147 or 154
3.) Winky Wright - I've met Winky a few times. He has a good jab
4.) Jermain Taylor - A gentleman. Very athletic
5.) Kendall Holt - Robbed against Torres; future champion at 140
6.) "Mean" Joe Greene - My boy from BK; future undisputed middleweight champion
7.) Paul Williams - Destroyed Margarito
8.) Edison Miranda - Reborn at 168 - Calzaghe and Pavlik better watch out
9.) Joan Guzman - Little Tyson
10.) Paul Malignaggi - Met him and his girlfriend ringside at the Gatti fight; I think his girlfriend had a thing for me - she was looking at me like she wanted a piece

Jokes:

1.) Ricky Hatton - Simply a bum
2.) Amir Khan - Chinless prospect who will eventually get starched
3.) Kelly Pavlik - Got a lucky break against Taylor; should have lost in the second round
4.) Joe Calzaghe - Never faced a live opponent and never fought outside of Europe
5.) Tito Trinidad - Got dominated by my boy Wink
6.) Miguel Cotto - Almost got starched by Corley and Torres; had to use low blows to beat my boy Zab
7.) Roy Jones Jr. - Given a standing month count by Glen Johnson
8.) Wladimir Klitschko - I don't like his accent
9.) Sultan Ibragimov - Looks like Barney Rubble
10.) John Duddy - This guy is terrible; hopefully I get to spar with him next time I'm at Gleason's so I show him who's the man of BK

Thoughts?
Click to expand...

Nice post.

I agree with most of your points.

doublesuited · Jan 14, 2008

Asterion said:

Nice post.

I agree with most of your points.
Click to expand...

Thanks.

People, this is my opinion. Though I have much more experience with the sweet science than most of you, you guys still need to realize that everyone has an opinion and they should not be criticized for having a view different from that of yours.

BITCH ASS · Jan 14, 2008

Out of that list.

Truths:

1) Floyd Mayweather
2) Joe Calzaghe
3) Miguel Cotto
4) Kelly Pavlik
5) Juan Guzman
6) Paul Williams
7) Wlad Klitschko
8 ) Jermain Taylor

For someone that's been boxing since you were 7, you must still be 7 cuz you haven't learned ****.

Miranda is a one handed fighter that would easily be outboxed by someone like Calzaghe.

Taylor has all the athleticsm in the world, but he goes straight back and doesn't move when he's against the ropes.

Zab Judah? Are you f-en kiddin me? You ever heard of heart?

Tito and Roy are old.

Hatton fought the best fighter there is and had every disadvantage he possibly could just about.

Jury is still out on Amir Khan. He's young, but in a tough division.

BITCH ASS · Jan 14, 2008

Asterion said:

Nice post.

I agree with most of your points.
Click to expand...

Slap the **** out of yourself.

atsch

BITCH ASS · Jan 14, 2008

RZA said:

How many of you have sparred and dropped a 5-time NYC Golden Gloves champion? Uh huh. I've forgotten more about boxing than most of you will ever know. And that's real talk.
Click to expand...

That sounds like bull****.

doublesuited · Jan 14, 2008

capfunds said:

Out of that list.

Truths:

1) Floyd Mayweather
2) Joe Calzaghe
3) Miguel Cotto
4) Kelly Pavlik
5) Juan Guzman
6) Paul Williams
7) Wlad Klitschko
8 ) Jermain Taylor

For someone that's been boxing since you were 7, you must still be 7 cuz you haven't learned ****.

Miranda is a one handed fighter that would easily be outboxed by someone like Calzaghe.

Taylor has all the athleticsm in the world, but he goes straight back and doesn't move when he's against the ropes.

Zab Judah? Are you f-en kiddin me? You ever heard of heart?

Tito and Roy are old.

Hatton fought the best fighter there is and had every disadvantage he possibly could just about.

Jury is still out on Amir Khan. He's young, but in a tough division.
Click to expand...

atsch

How many 5-time Golden Gloves champions have you sparred against and dropped?

Asterion · Jan 14, 2008

RZA said:

Thanks.

People, this is my opinion. Though I have much more experience with the sweet science than most of you, you guys still need to realize that everyone has an opinion and they should not be criticized for having a view different from that of yours.
Click to expand...

Most of them are laconic and honest thoughts, underlined by a touch of humour.

Log in or Sign up

My Top 10 "Truths" and Top 10 "Jokes" in boxing today...

doublesuited Taylor TKO2 Pavlik Full Member

yesihavearm Active Member Full Member

peter5 Marco.A.Barrera Full Member

MON Active Member Full Member

bumdujour Well-Known Member Full Member

jc Boxing Junkie Full Member

Punisher33 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

doublesuited Taylor TKO2 Pavlik Full Member

Asterion Boxing Junkie Full Member

doublesuited Taylor TKO2 Pavlik Full Member

BITCH ASS "Too Fast" Full Member

BITCH ASS "Too Fast" Full Member

BITCH ASS "Too Fast" Full Member

doublesuited Taylor TKO2 Pavlik Full Member

Asterion Boxing Junkie Full Member

Log in or Sign up

Forums

My Top 10 "Truths" and Top 10 "Jokes" in boxing today...

doublesuited Taylor TKO2 Pavlik Full Member

yesihavearm Active Member Full Member

peter5 Marco.A.Barrera Full Member

MON Active Member Full Member

bumdujour Well-Known Member Full Member

jc Boxing Junkie Full Member

Punisher33 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

doublesuited Taylor TKO2 Pavlik Full Member

Asterion Boxing Junkie Full Member

doublesuited Taylor TKO2 Pavlik Full Member

BITCH ASS "Too Fast" Full Member

BITCH ASS "Too Fast" Full Member

BITCH ASS "Too Fast" Full Member

doublesuited Taylor TKO2 Pavlik Full Member

Asterion Boxing Junkie Full Member