Need Supplement Advice...........

Discussion in 'Boxing Training' started by salsanchezfan, Jul 8, 2008.


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  1. salsanchezfan

    salsanchezfan Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    .............I have some things I'd like to change but don't really want to be bothered working on it at all, so I figured this was the place to ask.

    What pill can I take for the following:

    Want to be taller
    Want to lose weight
    Need a cleft chin
    Killer six-pack
    Rock-hard obliques
    Want to learn a second language
    Want to be an airline pilot



    ................For starters.

    Please help, muh****ahs. :smoke
     
    salsanchezfan, Jul 8, 2008
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  2. Koa

    Koa Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Heh, Oxycodone with a double dose of lysergic acid diethylamide
     
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  3. RDJ

    RDJ Boxing Junkie banned

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    What you need is cocaine.
     
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  4. BIGTIMETIMMY

    BIGTIMETIMMY ESB Hall of Fame Member Full Member

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    crystal meth
     
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  5. Kolya

    Kolya Boxing Addict Full Member

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    protein shakes. Lots of protein shakes.
     
    Kolya, Jul 8, 2008
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  6. Shev

    Shev Active Member Full Member

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    Stanzol, a Qur'an, a plastic surgeon and a pair of high heels.
     
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  7. RDJ

    RDJ Boxing Junkie banned

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    It's called creatine, you ignorant fool :-(
     
    RDJ, Jul 8, 2008
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  8. goldenboy

    goldenboy Active Member Full Member

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    You Need To Get Out Of The Matrix Man!
     
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  9. Kolya

    Kolya Boxing Addict Full Member

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    A good protein shake has creatine in it, you Dutch cretin! The really high quality kinds even have bull shark testosterone in them!
     
    Kolya, Jul 8, 2008
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  10. RDJ

    RDJ Boxing Junkie banned

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    Cretin, I like that. It sounds like creatine :)

    Which, btw, every boxer should use. It gives you more skills, makes you punch harder, faster and more accurate. Almost like weights. If done correctly that is.
     
    RDJ, Jul 8, 2008
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  11. Kolya

    Kolya Boxing Addict Full Member

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    :lol: When are you fighting, my friend?
     
    Kolya, Jul 8, 2008
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  12. Shev

    Shev Active Member Full Member

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    I heard that does funny things to testicles.
     
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  13. RDJ

    RDJ Boxing Junkie banned

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    Not sure yet. I hope September or maybe October. At the moment I'm switching to a style better suited for amateur / olympic style fights, which is going well. I'll be ready whenever my coach decides to throw me in.
     
    RDJ, Jul 8, 2008
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  14. Kolya

    Kolya Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Excellent. What're you weighing?
     
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  15. RDJ

    RDJ Boxing Junkie banned

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    Light welter, 140. I'm 144 or something like that at the moment, I could make weight within a week.
     
    RDJ, Jul 8, 2008
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