Nelson talks about when he nearly had a fight with Tyson in a lift.

Probably the part where he shook his hand. As in, that's what happened. He just shook his hand.

 

I doubt Tyson tells a story of the day he met Johnny Nelson. Just a hunch...

 

And if he did there's no way it'd be that boring. I mean, how the **** do you turn a story about trash talking ahead of a bout with Mike Tyson into a tedious yawn inducing cringe fest?

 

You only think that because you don't know how to cook beans. Get some fatback and a smoked hamhock and drop in it in them beans, let that cook down for a while. Throw some collard greens with some hot sauce on the side and you are doing some good eating my friend.

 

lol

He tried to spice things up with some very self-conscious and incongruous swearing but I think the audience missed that as they seemed to be engaged in conversation most of the time.

If David Brent was a boxing pundit....

 

Nonsense