Nikolai Valuev in slow-mo.

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by afterglow, May 13, 2015.


  1. afterglow

    afterglow Well-Known Member Full Member

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    The reason why people cannot see his combos in real time, is because they're so fast, they break the space time continuum.

    That's what happens when the Russians cross a Silver Back Gorilla with a Woolly Mammonth. Then make it an atomic robot.

    We should just all be lucky they didn't released him during WWII. Cause if they did, we'd all be commies right now. :yikes
     
  2. Rumple

    Rumple Well-Known Member Full Member

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    poetry in motion
     
  3. theanatolian

    theanatolian Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    How did you manage to watch his entire career without wanting to kill youself?
     
  4. jauseptt

    jauseptt Active Member Full Member

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    the tallest and heaviest champion of all time, a great fighter too.
     
  5. madballster

    madballster Loyal Member Full Member

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    Holyfield was lucky Valuev took it easy on him.
     
  6. red cobra

    red cobra Loyal Member Full Member

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    Who can forget the masterful job he did on the great Monte Barrett.
     
  7. afterglow

    afterglow Well-Known Member Full Member

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    I know, I know. A boxer that moves that fast can be bad for the brain, due to it being hard to take in all of that sick movement at once. But if you slow it down, it's much healthier. His fights should be a part of the food pyramid.