Nikolai Valuev vs Mike Tyson

Oh, I see. ATG puncher David Haye can't do it in 12 but lucky one-hit wonder journeyman Diabetes MelDouglas can do it in 1 when it's never been done. Oh, okay. Go back to your American apartment and watch The Sopranos and pretend you're the superpower still until Russia and Valuev knock on your door to put an ATG ass whooping on you and your American blue jeans and McDonald's beer guts. Okay, very fine then. Let's call it a 1 round kayo for mother Russia and the Russian bear!

 

Valuev couldn't even KO Glass Chin Haye in 1 rd, how is he going to shatter my granite chin so easily? Also I have a bat, myself+bat KO Valuev in a couple of rounds :silly

 

Valuev KO round one maybe two is Tyson is lucky. His is too big for Tyson to beat you can not put down a jumped up street fighter against a leap in human genetics, Valuev ATG .

 

David Haye is ATG puncher and p4p fighter great. He is a four-title champion and his only loss by knockout was to an ATG cruiserweight and he was on his feet and the referee stop it early. You should know this. This glass chin is a busted myth. If a far past it Valuev could land more, against the running man, he would have devastated him. But really that fight should have been awarded to Nikolay. You could tell he was in control and clowning Haye at the end, even dancing to show him he wasn't afraid of David's ATG punching power which is incredible as a man Valuev's size should be a zombie at his age. Humans are like dogs and the bigger dogs age faster and Valuev has all dog in him and is very old but still better than other fighters because they are smaller. Even a far past prime Valuev destroys a prime Tyson who always came forward and would have paid for it. Chagaev and Haye won going backwards and only slightly. Tyson would've walked into the danger zone and taken the claws of the Russian bear.

 

Oh, man... I had forgotten just how funny that channel's commentators are, especially when compared to RTL! "Ein schöne recht, aber Donald es 'slippery like an eel.' Wer danken sie, Herr Otke?"

:rofl

I love how the defensive mastery is Valuev going straight back.
In my prime, I must have been a bona fide Willy Pep.

:bbb

 

a bigot?


to what? tall people? ..... you are making his claim to fame the fact that he laced gloves and was a big *******....thats all ...hall of fame for that? maybe they will make him into a statue coat rack next to the consession stand.

a bigot.... wow.... offended...i.....ahh... that's not cool.....eh...


switzerland was where the robbery occured? ok.

 

thanks...that too...

maybe a white american boxer needs to knock out valuev for this BIGOT to be happy.



jim?

 

holyfield did a better job against valuev than haye

 

Tyson! Stupid poll.

 

prime whitaker....


what the **** is in your cereal bowl.... wow.

 

If this happens in Germany then Tyson's going to have to knock Valuevs head off just to get a Majority Decision.

 

...and knock the head into one of the judges' lap to get a KO.

 

How dares they make teh PRIME Tyson fight a mere mortal?!111111111111

 

No the Germans have been having enough of his ass, that fight was in Switzerland, and all the Swiss fans booed, every single one of them. The Germans robbed Holyfield, but they covered it up by acting like "oh it was in Switzerland..."

I figured after the second Ruiz fight, the Germans got tired of giving big ol Nicolai all these gift wins, thats why he fought in Switzerland and was schedueled to fight Chagaev in Finland til he pulled out. Than a poster boy came along (David Haye), they descided to give this kid the title cause Valuev is making them look bad. Doesn't matter if its a close fight or a fight Valuev even wins, hes gonna get a payback for all the gifts he recived earlier. So they handed Haye the title, and are in that meantime they tried to promote him as a next Klitschko victum, cause they knew Valuev wanted none of them. But now its backfiring cause now Haye is backing out.

Sign the contract ***** boy, or fight somone else worthy like Adamek, Peter, or Chagaev.

 

Valuev is ****, but i doubt Tyson could knock him out or win by body punches alone. Tysons height and very short reach would make this fight impossible for him.