***Official ChinCheckers June Glass Jaw Rankings***

That's right folks, it's time for the monthly rankings and a healthy dose of Chin Talk. Here are your current Rankings showcasing the biggest Glass Jawed Frauds in Boxing today as voted by ESB's Punch Resistance Panel consisting of Zakman, Rico Spadafora, canucks9314, Forreal, arranmcl, knockout artist, Joe. Boxer, and myself. Note that Rankings are subject to change if GlassJawsExist submits his own Rankings list in timely fashion. Here we go.

01. Jelly Jaw James Kirkland - 70 pts
02. Roy Jones Jr. - 63 pts
03. Amir Khan - 46 pts
04. Enzo "Macaroni Legs" Maccarinelli - 45 pts
05. Lucian Bute - 38 pts
06. Allan Green - 27 pts
07. Jason Litzau - 26 pts
08. Fraudley "A-Farce" Harrison - 25 pts
09. Quitor Ortiz - 24 pts
10. Mike Jones - 16 pts

Fighters also receiving votes - Corey Spinks (15 pts), Glass Jaw JuanMa Lopez (13 pts), Odlanier Solis (9 pts), Danny Williams (6 pts), Zab Judah (5 pts), Anthony Mundine (2 pts), Deontay Wilder (1 pt), Jermain Taylor (1 pt).

 

That is how I had it myself but as you know, I don't make these lists, I just do one for myself, collect the others, and post the scores. While I might personally feel that Khan should be slightly lower simply because he hasn't had been knocked senseless for some time, it is hard to argue with the logic that his one KO loss was bad enough to keep him near the top for quite some time. I was actually expecting to see Spinks and Glass Jaw JuanMa much higher, as well, but they both barely managed to stay out of the Top 10.

 

Only one panel member picked him and had him extremely low, but I can't completely argue with his logic. While he has yet to be KOed due to fighting in strip club fights in Alabama, he has managed to be dropped twice (only counted once) by these Feather Fisted Fat Slobs and he is no doubt a brutal KO waiting to happen. When and if he steps up to fighting guys with a pulse you can expect to see him soar to the top. His Chin looks so bad that he might even displace the Kings of Glass, Kirkland and Glass Jaw Roy.

 

I do, as well. Getting KOed by a grand total of two flush punches during an entire fight is an absolute disgrace. I knew there was a reason that he was becoming more and more tentative and putting on stinkers and that reason was that he was hiding his Fragile Glass Mandible which Bailey has now exposed for us. If he continues fighting he will continue to get savagely KOed and move up the list. His Chin is simply not built for fighting.