Official End of Year Awards entry form.

Dont worry mate...this is the 2011 awards

 

The Greatest Return Award is the actual category. Cumonback Kid could also fit

 

Sounds alright to me..

 

ComeOutTheBackKidKhoderHasABridgeHeWantsToSellYou Award

 

1) Best newbie: Some good new posters that have come on board this year and have no ****in idea who at the moment.

2) Biggest nuthugger: Ashley cant be stopped this year, The squirrel Buster has got Greens Nuts well covered for the winter season :smooch Notable mentions to Luds, Shiner, LJD, Sox and the stayer Josey Wales, Pecks for his support of Souths

3) Best knowledge of the local scene: Da Sweet Science, Flamengo of the years past :yep Kagsy is up someones ass :blood Ippy is slowly disappearing as a local source but hanging in there.

4) Best knowledge of the international scene: I reckon Leon would have some good opinions of the world scene since most of the fights are passing through his hands. Whatarock

5) Best alias: Sexual Panda, ...Sydney Smutt? Rooster4life (seriously who would have that as a proper username)

6) Most irritating poster: Sillywanker

7) Poster you'd most like to break a chair over their skull: At various stages of the year I reckon everyone so you all get 1 vote. Just being honest...Oh actually Boppa for even thinking about mentioning that coke snorting club Storm.

8.) Biggest keyboard warrior: Who has gone beyond the call of duty when arguing...Me, Josey, Flamengo, Francis, 20a87, luds.

9) Greatest return: (Or the Teke award. Added by Leon 2009) - Teke deserves a good mention, 4 months in exile and sorely missed by all (just ask Josey). Ozziebattler the little Penrith Paddy who got out of jail at the end of last year gets my vote rison

10) Posters who have gone that you wish would come back: Although Im not sure of who has gone because alot of posters change their username Im going to vote for - JB3000, I was going to mention Barge :yep but he came back yesterday so he's out. Scatter the Headmaster gets a vote as does nrgetic, Decebelle and the great Boxa.

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11) Best non Aussie poster: Josey Wales, Maxime comes to us on occasions so he must get a vote. Cant think of any others at the moment

12) Most naive poster: One in a Million

13) Biggest hater: **** where do i start - Inbrumn, Luds, Boxoncotton, Sally on almost any topic discussed.

14) Most sookiest poster (Andriy Award): Andriy :|

15) Most friendliest poster: Stiffy seems very friendly, as does Flamengo

16) Posters you'd most likely to have a drink with: Definitely not Maco, that kunt will cause me to drink my own vomit i just spewed up. I've drank with Pecks (cough ***** cough), I couldnt drink with Sally cause he starts too early (cough alco cough). I couldnt drink with Flamengo unless i a nice recliner to sit in so i could nanny nap with him. Oztriker would get me bashed with his ****in smart arse mouth, TCW doesnt drink. I couldnt trust Kagsy unless i had tucked my package right in.

Drinking with Inbrumn would be funny, Dr gonzo would be cool as he could shout me all night long on his Doctors salary. All the posters who are Manly fans

17) Funniest One Liner of the Year: Been so many but the one i remember is not a conversation here on ESB but one on Facebook with Leon. Leon told me a story about his Samoan mate on a plane that had me laughing for ages. You must tell it at some stage Leon

18.)Worst Post of the Year: Searching for a needle in a haystack atsch...Have no idea how to narrow this down so I will pass

19) Money where your mouth is Award (For those who went the extra mile to back up what they did/gambled etc: Left Jab Danny for putting a crazy amount on Green to beat RJJ atsch I must be dreaming to think he actually won that bet.

20) Funniest Poster: Leons goes head to head against Pecks for this title
Notable nominees are Inbrumn, Flamengo, Perfect Jet, Phil Austin, Goodnight & Sillywanker (very rarely but can pull out a beauty). Too many to name off by heart

21) Boxer of the year (For those of us that actually fight): I will scrap this Category next year...but Spidot has told us his record is very impressive:deal...afterall he did KTFO of funny man nominee Phil Austin from ESB. Bobby hasnt posted all year so he's out of this. MTG cant get a fight signed to save his life

22) Behind the Scenes Award (For those us who have given us a little bit on insight to the Boxing game: Ray Kelly, Leon, Kagsy likes to back up ppl who post info first :blood Ashley must be mentioned this year :yep

23) Aussie ESB People Person: Which person is the most approachable for advice or a warm welcome if you're a noob...hmm...None of us...That's why the ppl person goes to the craziest, immature ****knob of us all for the 5th year in a row - Oztriker...If you want advice never come to this chap unless you want to appear in season 6 of Underbelly.

23) Gold ESB Award for generally most liked: Teke (very cool dude) Marcus gets half a vote cause i like one of his heads. Whatarock, Sox

24) Best Thread - Imo MSTRs RJJ v Green Who wins and why thread, a timeless beauty that will stand the test of time.



People only a few more days til I tally this ****, have a crack even if you dont get all the categories filled in :good

 

Give us a heads up, I rarely look in that thread. :good

 

My nominations above boys, enjoy! :bbb

:good

 

Maybe we can just do the 2009 and 2010 awards together

 

Most naive poster I still prefer most innocent :angel

 

Looks like Luds was handed the poison challace from Kronk.

...an award that leads to your certain demise!

 

whats in his hands.theres a Mundines *****/semen joke that someone as lowbrow as me will make from that comment.