Official: Tyson Fury is coming back!!!

Yes....the fat Gypsy karaoke singer Tyson is coming back. Back for seconds, thirds, fourths and fifths at the Golden Corral buffet. and then straight to the desert bars.

 

Great. Hopefully he can win a belt so he can hold onto it for a year without fighting. IMO This is what boxing really needs at the moment ... another HW champ who holds a belt hostage while not fighting the best contenders.

 

That's assuming he has one fight then has another breakdown. I'm guessing he won't!

 

What's the half-life of nandrolone?

 

Lol why did the getting back into shape vids stop then

 

Joshua is the King, and Im a Fury fan, but he beat a heavily distracted ATG who also happens to be past his best by 3-5 yrs.

If he dares to rematch Wlad, he'll be tasting his first KO loss and it wont be pretty.

Same if he tries AJ.

Best hope Joseph Parker is still fearful of gassing and pulls his punches, or Wilder's glass jaw aint shattered to bits if he wants to retake a portion of the throne.

 

Also completely shutting out Chisora twice and making him look literally like an amateur, as well as Christian Hammer. Both were humiliated and looked like they should be sitting outside the ring watching a fight, rather than be in the ring with Tyson.

 

chisora has lost every time he stepped up. no power, no skill. small. hammer also has no power and is small. fury handpicks opponents who pose no danger. the guys he ducked would run through his resume save wlad ,undefeated too. except shot price, whose corpse lost to hammer.

 

Who cares! only brits care about that bloated coke sniffing oaf.

 

Still sitting on the curb waiting for your dad to take you fishing huh? Just like the dead beat dad saying he's going to take his boy fishing and just doesn't show up. Poor lil boy, sitting on the curb, 6 in the morn and pops just doesn't show! That's Fury! The man ain't coming back!!!!

 

OFFICIAL!!!! I gives no fk.

 

Tyson had just gone to the shop - he was coming back as confirmed by Peter.

At least that was the way I read the tweet.

 

Fury can beat Joshua in a big fight if he gets into top condition............

 

Fury's a giant dumbass. He's got serious, legit talent, and he's whizzing it down the toilet.

 

I've got a worse scenario.

Little boy sits on the curb from 6 till 11, and deadbeat dad finally shows up as drunk as a skunk with his pal Cletus. They load little Johnnie boy and his fishing tackle into the back of the truck, drive an hour to a strip joint, where they're just gonna have "one for the road". And the little lad sits on the back of the pickup until dark, cause dad and Cletus forgot about him while in the strip joint.

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Tyson Fury comes back roughly the size of Dustin Nichols and takes a series of beatings because he's broke, needs the money and can't do anything else.