Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh He's not getting up Jim!!! He's not getting up Jim!!!

"I've got him in the cage right now. I'm gonna let him out the cage." - tim laine moments before algeri was dropped

 

“We thought Pacquiao was great....He’s better than we thought.” - Larry Merchant after the Pac vs Cotto fight
"I left with his belt -and- his girl" - Broner after the Broner vs Malignaggi fight
"Wild first round!" - Al Michaels during round 1 of Hagler vs Hearns

 

There was a recent fight where one dude was getting thrashed and his Cuban trainer told him he was "winning the fight" and that he had to listen to his "master Cuban training techniques". It was against a high profile fight but I can't remember, anyone have any idea? Was ****ing hilarious, I spat my beer out when I heard it.

 

Sure there have been deaths in boxing, but nothing serious.

A boxer makes a comeback for two reasons, he is broke or needs the money.

Alan Minter

 

If he dies, he dies

 

Anything that Tony Atlas has ever said....LOL
"Are we firemen"?

 

"Have some water, baby!" - Buddy McGirt

"He is good boy." - Gennady Golovkin

"Have your wife **** you the night before so you have the balls to face me, f*ggot!" - Ricardo Mayorga

"I do it por de pans." - Manny Pacquiao

"It's man...bag." - Sergey Kovalev

"I treat people the way they treat me, and [Barrera] is just a muther****er. That's all there is to it." - Erik Morales

"I walk this earth like a god." - Charles Martin shortly before getting ktfo

"LET'S GO CHAMP!" - Shannon Briggs

It's not commentary but I like them.
Boxing is a treasure trove of funny quotes. I'm sure there are a ton more I just couldn't think of right now.

 

LOL. This is way too funny. Thanks for the laugh.

 

"he f***ing glassed me"

 

"If I don't kill him it don't count"
- Iron Mike Tyson

 

Oh really? well, I guess either way the plan goes out the window

 

the line about walking the earth like a god was from that long forgotten IBF champ Charles Martin not Whyte.

Ricky Hatton "He's a monster,if you find him in bed with your Mrs you'd tuck him in lol"
Not sure if he was referring to GGG or Brook?

 

"What a fluke that was!" - Ricky Hattons first post fight comment to Larry Merchant after being stopped by Floyd