Ok so there are rumors stating that Joe Calzaghe headed to GBP

I predict Joe's next fight will be against either Carmen Basilio or Fighting Harada.

 

He'll likely head the European division or something.

 

Joe is about 50 levels above crude Hatton. Hatton is a worker, but has nowhere near the skills of Joe or Bernard.

 

"50 levels above", take off the fan boy glasses.

 

Joe Calzaghe, day one of his First Day as a GBP Fighter at the Golden Boy Promotions Building.

Joe........"Well, blimey, this is shore a big buildin' mate! Wow, I wonder where Guv'nor Oscar has me office?"

(Shane walks by, eating a piece of hardtack with molasses on it.)

Joe C......"Hey, arent you bloody Shane Mosley?"

Shane...."Yup, dats me! You had better hurry an git yo'sef some breakfas befo de work whistle blow, otherwise you be hongry be'fo long, an' we don' gits a break until 7 dis evenin."

Joe C....."What in the Bloody Fook is that rubbish you are eatin? It looks like something left in the trash now?"..."Work Whistle....what the fook are ye talkin' about mate, I just signed up with Golden Boy, and today meself an Guv'nor Oscar are going to see about me next fight over a cuppa."

Sugar Shane......"It jes some hardtack wid lasses' on it. De rest of dem fools wont eat it, ****, I don' give a damn, be mo fo' me. Other day, ****in' Hopkins stole hisself a can of dat good Salmon Massa de la Hoya keep in de pantry, and damn near lost his ****in' job. He's jes lucky dat he stopped at de Piggly Wiggly, an picked up a fresh can in de mo'nin."

Joe C......"Why dont you Chaps just stop off at the corner for some fish an' chips, or some Welsh lamb?...is that all there is to eat around here? and why are you dressed like the bloody custodian, mate, arent you busy training for a fight with that Margarito fellow?"

Sugar Shane...."Massa has us doin' sum de custodial stuff round de buildin. To save hisself a few dollahs. I'se in charge of cleanin de restrooms, an' doin some moppin' today. He gots my dad Jack washin' de windows, an den, dat Rocky Juarez, he always have his ass in de kitchen, either washin' de dishes, o' cookin de lunch.

Joe C......"Wait a second, mate, you mean to tell me, that he puts you to work? Where is my nemesis Bernard Hopkins? I want to accept his challenge for a rematch, at Wembley Stadium, in front of the Queen of England.

Sugar Shane...."Dere he comes now....Say Bernard, what's happenin?"

(Bernard Hopkins, carrying a package, and in his Hoke like "Driving Miss Daisy Outfit" walks right up to Joe C. and gets in his face, and they have another staredown, except this time, he is wearing his chauffeur's cap)

Joe C......"So, Bernard Hopkins, we meet again....I reject your challenge, because you are no challenge, but I will be happy to destroy you in front of all of England, in 2009."

Bernard Hopkins....."I don' know bout all of dat....but Massa has a present fo' yo ass.

Joe C...."Maybe it's the contract, or a nice bonus check!" (Rips open the package to reveal some white scrubs and a chef's hat)..."What the bloody hell?"

Bernard....."Take off dat fancy suit, and put on dem scrubs, cause yo ass goin' to de kitchen....Rocky need some hep in dere, he needs someone who kin bake bread......now scuse me, Massa Hoya need to git to his pedicure at 9am sharp....have a good day, Joe, an welcome to Golden Boy!"

 

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jack prescott...that was excellent brother !!

 

co-sign.

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Calzaghe is retiring.