Once, Ike had a woman try to tell him what to do. He said "Excuse me, miss, but my name is Ike Ibeabuchi, not Ike Obey-a-coochie, thanks." That was how acid-tongued he was, back in the day.
Wlad would have bust out a wank at the thought of fighting somebody so slow and susceptible to the jab. Hell, we could still see Ike vs Wlad if comebacks are a thing for Klitschko.
I remember reading an article in one of old boxing mags, saying Ike was the reincarnation of Liston lol.