Oscar Go To Hell Already !!!

Jack Presscot · Aug 6, 2008

BewareofDawg said:

Ever see Shawshank Redemption? The day Oscar retires will mirror the day Brooks was released from prison for Jack Presscot. He will come to the realization that the bars and walls that once trapped him have actually begun to define him and protect him. He will be lost and alone, he will try and post on....mostly starting threads about the fight of the millenium and the "World Awaits" but will be met with disinterest and dissapointing reactions to his decade old jokes.....Brooks said it best and these words will echo in Jacks mind when these cold days come:
"I have trouble sleepin' at night. I have bad dreams like I'm falling. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am. Maybe I should get me a gun, an, an rob the Foodway so they'd send me home. I could shoot the manager while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense anymore. I don't like it here. I'm tired of being afraid all the time. I've decided not to stay. I doubt they'll kick up any fuss. Not for an old crook like me"

Poor Jack :verysad
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As Jesus told the weeping women as he was carrying the cross to Calvary...."Women, do not weep for me, weep for yourselves and your children"....this is like me, talking to Relentless and Beware and Mundo as Oscar retires. I will not be saddened. Had Oscar retired undefeated, with victories over Trinidad, and Floyd Jr, had he knocked out Sugar, and schooled Sturm, and (HORRORS!!!:scaredas: ) beaten Hopkins over 12, and had the UNDISPUTED Middleweight Championships and 5 belts (RING, WBO, WBC, WBA and IBF) and defended them against all comers, then and only then, yes, I would have been driven to the very edge of insanity, and as Oscar ko'd Pac, in the 11th, I would have gone completley postal, and started throttling Oscarsexuals at Sports Bars, minutes after the post fight interview, and the police would have had to take me away to the Hospital, where I'd be psyche evaluated, and then, after a Call to a local State Facility, some nice people wearing white suits, would take me away, in a hospital gown and a Depends diaper, drooling, and ripping off my bandage on the chest, which covered a self inflicted cut that read "HATE OSCAR" drawn with a butcher knife on myself, as I laughed hysterically one minute, and cried the next. As I was fitted into a straight jacket, and driven 2 hours away to a State Building with grey walls, and I was injected with 15ccs of Thorazine to calm me, and as they led me to my room, where my roomate was a large Native American named "Taylor" as the nurse's aide tried to give me my liquid medication, perhaps, I would sit with her, and try to explain how Oscar should have never gotten through Hopkins, and should not have his own wing in Canastota.

But since that didnt happen, when the Golden Asswipe retires, I'll simply continue to remind his fans how overrated he was.

Deebo · Aug 6, 2008

DLH's fights are usually entertaining. I don't know why all the hate. :think I don't like the fact that I have to PPV to see him fight, but hell almost everything is PPV now.

Except Fred's stance, yes we understand DLH beat Chavez and Vargas and Mexican fight fans never forgave him for that. :yep

BewareofDawg · Aug 6, 2008

Jack Presscot said:

As Jesus told the weeping women as he was carrying the cross to Calvary...."Women, do not weep for me, weep for yourselves and your children"....this is like me, talking to Relentless and Beware and Mundo as Oscar retires. I will not be saddened. Had Oscar retired undefeated, with victories over Trinidad, and Floyd Jr, had he knocked out Sugar, and schooled Sturm, and (HORRORS!!!:scaredas: ) beaten Hopkins over 12, and had the UNDISPUTED Middleweight Championships and 5 belts (RING, WBO, WBC, WBA and IBF) and defended them against all comers, then and only then, yes, I would have been driven to the very edge of insanity, and as Oscar ko'd Pac, in the 11th, I would have gone completley postal, and started throttling Oscarsexuals at Sports Bars, minutes after the post fight interview, and the police would have had to take me away to the Hospital, where I'd be psyche evaluated, and then, after a Call to a local State Facility, some nice people wearing white suits, would take me away, in a hospital gown and a Depends diaper, drooling, and ripping off my bandage on the chest, which covered a self inflicted cut that read "HATE OSCAR" drawn with a butcher knife on myself, as I laughed hysterically one minute, and cried the next. As I was fitted into a straight jacket, and driven 2 hours away to a State Building with grey walls, and I was injected with 15ccs of Thorazine to calm me, and as they led me to my room, where my roomate was a large Native American named "Taylor" as the nurse's aide tried to give me my liquid medication, perhaps, I would sit with her, and try to explain how Oscar should have never gotten through Hopkins, and should not have his own wing in Canastota.

But since that didnt happen, when the Golden Asswipe retires, I'll simply continue to remind his fans how overrated he was.
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Pimp C · Aug 6, 2008

Jack Presscot said:

As Jesus told the weeping women as he was carrying the cross to Calvary...."Women, do not weep for me, weep for yourselves and your children"....this is like me, talking to Relentless and Beware and Mundo as Oscar retires. I will not be saddened. Had Oscar retired undefeated, with victories over Trinidad, and Floyd Jr, had he knocked out Sugar, and schooled Sturm, and (HORRORS!!!:scaredas: ) beaten Hopkins over 12, and had the UNDISPUTED Middleweight Championships and 5 belts (RING, WBO, WBC, WBA and IBF) and defended them against all comers, then and only then, yes, I would have been driven to the very edge of insanity, and as Oscar ko'd Pac, in the 11th, I would have gone completley postal, and started throttling Oscarsexuals at Sports Bars, minutes after the post fight interview, and the police would have had to take me away to the Hospital, where I'd be psyche evaluated, and then, after a Call to a local State Facility, some nice people wearing white suits, would take me away, in a hospital gown and a Depends diaper, drooling, and ripping off my bandage on the chest, which covered a self inflicted cut that read "HATE OSCAR" drawn with a butcher knife on myself, as I laughed hysterically one minute, and cried the next. As I was fitted into a straight jacket, and driven 2 hours away to a State Building with grey walls, and I was injected with 15ccs of Thorazine to calm me, and as they led me to my room, where my roomate was a large Native American named "Taylor" as the nurse's aide tried to give me my liquid medication, perhaps, I would sit with her, and try to explain how Oscar should have never gotten through Hopkins, and should not have his own wing in Canastota.

But since that didnt happen, when the Golden Asswipe retires, I'll simply continue to remind his fans how overrated he was.
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:rofl

BewareofDawg · Aug 6, 2008

Pimp C said:

:rofl
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Every once and a while Jack reminds us why we keep him around here

albeziel · Aug 6, 2008

Jack Presscot said:

As Jesus told the weeping women as he was carrying the cross to Calvary...."Women, do not weep for me, weep for yourselves and your children"....this is like me, talking to Relentless and Beware and Mundo as Oscar retires. I will not be saddened. Had Oscar retired undefeated, with victories over Trinidad, and Floyd Jr, had he knocked out Sugar, and schooled Sturm, and (HORRORS!!!:scaredas: ) beaten Hopkins over 12, and had the UNDISPUTED Middleweight Championships and 5 belts (RING, WBO, WBC, WBA and IBF) and defended them against all comers, then and only then, yes, I would have been driven to the very edge of insanity, and as Oscar ko'd Pac, in the 11th, I would have gone completley postal, and started throttling Oscarsexuals at Sports Bars, minutes after the post fight interview, and the police would have had to take me away to the Hospital, where I'd be psyche evaluated, and then, after a Call to a local State Facility, some nice people wearing white suits, would take me away, in a hospital gown and a Depends diaper, drooling, and ripping off my bandage on the chest, which covered a self inflicted cut that read "HATE OSCAR" drawn with a butcher knife on myself, as I laughed hysterically one minute, and cried the next. As I was fitted into a straight jacket, and driven 2 hours away to a State Building with grey walls, and I was injected with 15ccs of Thorazine to calm me, and as they led me to my room, where my roomate was a large Native American named "Taylor" as the nurse's aide tried to give me my liquid medication, perhaps, I would sit with her, and try to explain how Oscar should have never gotten through Hopkins, and should not have his own wing in Canastota.

But since that didnt happen, when the Golden Asswipe retires, I'll simply continue to remind his fans how overrated he was.
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couldn't believe I read everything , very creative :rofl

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