Oscar's 4-5 inches of height advantage will be a disadvantage with the Left Hook.

Whats really weird is the way you hang off of my Scrotum Sac in these ancient threads. Get a life already. Help Blind kids....Lepers. Anything beats hanging around these Forums waiting for Jack Presscot to blow a fart so you can follow him around smelling the warm air around his ass!

Just trying to help, Hito. Help me, help you!:good

 

:rofl:rofl:rofl I'll tell you what. I'll sell you a few kernels of corn from one of my Sunday Morning Bowel Movements. Eat them, and maybe your brain will become more boxing savvy, there Oscarsexual.

 

Speaking of halitosis, how was your last date? Anyway, "Nallege" your pathetic ass has been owned by me so often on these forums here on ESB that you had might was well find yourself a good Tattoo Parlor, and Tatt my name across your back, the way Mariah Carey made Nick Cannon Tatt her name across his back. That is a great sign of ownage. You could get JACK tattooed across your shoulder blades in Old English Script. Then when you are at the beach, and people ask you who JACK is you can tell them, your Lord and Savior. :hi:

 

I felt it was more like watching "Return to Fantasy Island" where Mr. Rourke is about to make love to one of the sexy hostesses, and out of a closet, an enraged Tattoo with a straight razor jumps out of the closet, castrates Mr. Rourke, ties him to a chair, and patches up the cut, and then, rapes the hostess as Rourke watches in frustration and horror.