Oscar's Stipulations For The Mayweather Rematch

southpaw1974 · Mar 31, 2008

El Puma said:

Well, this was one of the funnier ones whereas the others are just hateful.

I am an Oscar fan but that was funny.
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Thanks!! I'm actually an Oscar fan too, but you have to admit that the dude does look for every advantage when fighting Mayweather. Floyd gave him every advantage last time, and Oscar still lost. He has said in interviews after the last fight that he wanted an even smaller ring for the rematch. I just wanted to add some levity to the forum. As to the person who said I ripped off jokes, I would never rip off a joke. People rip my jokes off all the time. I'm left handed, and we tend to be quite clever, so somebody probably ripped off my jokes or maybe you are thinking of a similar thread that I started like this one a few months back. I added some new jokes, but I chose the same premise. I was just trying to get you guys to chuckle.

southpaw1974 · Mar 31, 2008

bmf95b said:

you have too much time on your hands
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We all do, that's why we post on here.

southpaw1974 · Mar 31, 2008

mrwonderful91 said:

horrible thread, bad attemptat humor...almost feel bad for you
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Bad attempt at spelling and grammar. :yep

TFFP · Mar 31, 2008

The funniest thing is the Oscar fanbois getting their panties...or should I say fishnets in a twist

Go whack off over his *** pictures, loosen up a bit

Pimp C · Mar 31, 2008

southpaw1974 said:

Guys,

I'm not sure if you are aware of De La Hoya's 6 contractual stipulations for the rematch with Mayweather, but in case you aren't:

1.) De La Hoya can weigh whatever he wants, but Floyd must make 130lbs.

2.) The fight will be held in a 5 foot by 5 foot squared ring, and instead of ropes, dental floss will be utilized.

3.) Floyd must enter the ring blindfolded with one glove tied behind his back. He must also wear fishnet stockings in lieu of his traditional leather trunks.

4.) Oscar will be allowed to wear brass nuckles on his left hand underneath the glove.

5.) After 8 rounds of boxing when Oscar normally begins to fatigue, he has the option of being replaced by Wladamir Klitschko.

6.) The three judges for the fight will be Bernard Hopkins, Richard Schaefer, and Millie De La Hoya.

Oscar is said to be very confident, and ready to rumble.
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:good

charlievint · Mar 31, 2008

southpaw1974 said:

Guys,

I'm not sure if you are aware of De La Hoya's 6 contractual stipulations for the rematch with Mayweather, but in case you aren't:

1.) De La Hoya can weigh whatever he wants, but Floyd must make 130lbs.

2.) The fight will be held in a 5 foot by 5 foot squared ring, and instead of ropes, dental floss will be utilized.

3.) Floyd must enter the ring blindfolded with one glove tied behind his back. He must also wear fishnet stockings in lieu of his traditional leather trunks.

4.) Oscar will be allowed to wear brass nuckles on his left hand underneath the glove.

5.) After 8 rounds of boxing when Oscar normally begins to fatigue, he has the option of being replaced by Wladamir Klitschko.

6.) The three judges for the fight will be Bernard Hopkins, Richard Schaefer, and Millie De La Hoya.

Oscar is said to be very confident, and ready to rumble.
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What a cornball!atsch

TanstA · Mar 31, 2008

5.) After 8 rounds of boxing when Oscar normally begins to fatigue, he has the option of being replaced by Wladamir Klitschko.

thats some classic ****

TanstA · Mar 31, 2008

:smh: at the uptight oldies in this thread...

196osh · Mar 31, 2008

southpaw1974 said:

Guys,

I'm not sure if you are aware of De La Hoya's 6 contractual stipulations for the rematch with Mayweather, but in case you aren't:

1.) De La Hoya can weigh whatever he wants, but Floyd must make 130lbs.

2.) The fight will be held in a 5 foot by 5 foot squared ring, and instead of ropes, dental floss will be utilized.

3.) Floyd must enter the ring blindfolded with one glove tied behind his back. He must also wear fishnet stockings in lieu of his traditional leather trunks.

4.) Oscar will be allowed to wear brass nuckles on his left hand underneath the glove.

5.) After 8 rounds of boxing when Oscar normally begins to fatigue, he has the option of being replaced by Wladamir Klitschko.

6.) The three judges for the fight will be Bernard Hopkins, Richard Schaefer, and Millie De La Hoya.

Oscar is said to be very confident, and ready to rumble.
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:rofl :rofl :rofl

BewareofDawg · Mar 31, 2008

southpaw1974 said:

Guys,

I'm not sure if you are aware of De La Hoya's 6 contractual stipulations for the rematch with Mayweather, but in case you aren't:

1.) De La Hoya can weigh whatever he wants, but Floyd must make 130lbs.

2.) The fight will be held in a 5 foot by 5 foot squared ring, and instead of ropes, dental floss will be utilized.

3.) Floyd must enter the ring blindfolded with one glove tied behind his back. He must also wear fishnet stockings in lieu of his traditional leather trunks.

4.) Oscar will be allowed to wear brass nuckles on his left hand underneath the glove.

5.) After 8 rounds of boxing when Oscar normally begins to fatigue, he has the option of being replaced by Wladamir Klitschko.

6.) The three judges for the fight will be Bernard Hopkins, Richard Schaefer, and Millie De La Hoya.

7.) If Floyd jumps out to an early lead, Oscar can mandate Uncle Roger fight rounds 4-11 and Floyd Jr work the corner

Oscar is said to be very confident, and ready to rumble.
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surreal deal · Mar 31, 2008

It was ok,quite amusing and clever,but not as hilarious as some of you guys think.It seems to be 'funnier' if you love Floyd and dislike Oscar;thats the psychology behind how funny you find it.

boxeo#1 · Mar 31, 2008

southpaw1974 said:

Guys,

I'm not sure if you are aware of De La Hoya's 6 contractual stipulations for the rematch with Mayweather, but in case you aren't:

1.) De La Hoya can weigh whatever he wants, but Floyd must make 130lbs.

2.) The fight will be held in a 5 foot by 5 foot squared ring, and instead of ropes, dental floss will be utilized.

3.) Floyd must enter the ring blindfolded with one glove tied behind his back. He must also wear fishnet stockings in lieu of his traditional leather trunks.

4.) Oscar will be allowed to wear brass nuckles on his left hand underneath the glove.

5.) After 8 rounds of boxing when Oscar normally begins to fatigue, he has the option of being replaced by Wladamir Klitschko.

6.) The three judges for the fight will be Bernard Hopkins, Richard Schaefer, and Millie De La Hoya.

Oscar is said to be very confident, and ready to rumble.
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rofl

JETSKI · Mar 31, 2008

southpaw1974 said:

Guys,

I'm not sure if you are aware of De La Hoya's 6 contractual stipulations for the rematch with Mayweather, but in case you aren't:

1.) De La Hoya can weigh whatever he wants, but Floyd must make 130lbs.

2.) The fight will be held in a 5 foot by 5 foot squared ring, and instead of ropes, dental floss will be utilized.

3.) Floyd must enter the ring blindfolded with one glove tied behind his back. He must also wear fishnet stockings in lieu of his traditional leather trunks.

4.) Oscar will be allowed to wear brass nuckles on his left hand underneath the glove.

5.) After 8 rounds of boxing when Oscar normally begins to fatigue, he has the option of being replaced by Wladamir Klitschko.

6.) The three judges for the fight will be Bernard Hopkins, Richard Schaefer, and Millie De La Hoya.

Oscar is said to be very confident, and ready to rumble.
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I enjoyed that! But I don't think he'll need all those advantages. Oscars gonna get him next time.

But I won't buy it. Hello, sopcast.:deal

El Presidente · Mar 31, 2008

rofl good one about the judges

southpaw1974 · Mar 31, 2008

Thanks to the ones who enjoyed my thread. It looks like the consensus funniest stipulation was the one about Oscar having the option of being replaced by Wlad :yep

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