Ouroboros Ad Infinitum: Turning A Boxing Triangle Theory Into A Circular Firing Squad.

Jorge Linares TKO'd Kevin Mitchell late after being dropped by him early, Ismael Barroso brutalized and stopped Kevin Mitchell in 5 with a jab. Then Anthony Crolla soaked up a ton of punishment, came back and viciously stopped Ismael Barroso in 6 with a body shot, Jorge Linares then schooled Anthony Crolla, not once but twice. Meanwhile Fidel Maldonado Jr. was up at 140 schooling Pablo Cesar Cano, immediately following his career best performance, Maldonado was dominated and violently stopped in 6 by Ismael Barroso, who went on to lose close to Isa Chaniev, who just got violently KTFO by Richard Commey who lost to Robert Easter, who went life and death with and probably have lost to Javier Fortuna who got KTFO by Jason Sosa who was dominated from start to no mas by Vasyl Lomachenko. Meanwhile Pablo Cesar Cano who stopped Lomachenko's best win Jorge Linares in 1, was himself coming off of being brutally KTFO in 2 by Marcelino Nicolas Lopez, who was beaten via SD by Michael Perez, who followed that up by being KTFO by Petr Petrov who lost to Terry Flanagan who was schooled Maurice Hooker, who got a gift draw against Darlys Perez, who got KTFO by Anthony Crolla and Luke Campbell who happened to KO Derry Matthews, who stopped Anthony Crolla. Campbell went on to go life and death with Jorge Linares, who was KO'd by Vasyl Lomachenko.





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Floyd Mayweather went life and death with Marcos Maidana, who was dominated by Devon Alexander, who got schooled by Shawn Porter and outhustled by Andre Berto, and rightfully fought to a draw with Victor Ortiz. Maidana stopped Victor Ortiz who dominated Andre Berto who got knocked the **** out by Jesus Soto Karass and Shawn Porter. Devon Alexander lost to Aron Martinez, who was destroyed by Josesito Lopez, who also destroyed Victor Ortiz, who destroyed Andre Berto, meanwhile Andre Berto destroyed Josesito Lopez, who was coming off of being destroyed by Marcos Maidana. Marcos Maidana brutalized and stopped Jesus Soto Karass, who schooled Selcuk Aydin, coming off of being dominated by Robert Guerrero, who destroyed Andre Berto, went life and death with Aron Martinez, and dominated Yoshihiro Kamegai, who went on to destroy Jesus Soto Karass. This was after Jesus Soto Karass was destroyed by Keith Thurman, who schooled Robert Guerrero, and stopped Luis Collazo, who violently KO'd Victor Ortiz, and should have beaten Andre Berto. Meanwhile Luis Collazo and Devon Alexander were both schooled by Amir Khan, who also beat Marcos Maidana, and stopped Paulie Malignaggi who went on to arguably beat Adrien Broner, after that Paulie was violently KO'd by Shawn Porter who went on the beat Adrien Broner, who is coming off of being mauled by Marcos Maidana. That was after Shawn was coming off of being gifted arguably a draw and a win against Julio Diaz who was schooled by Amir Khan and stopped by Thurman who went on to go life and death with Porter. Thurman just came within a hair being KO'd by Josesito Lopez who was KO'd by Marcos Maidana, who was beaten by Amir Khan. Who was brutally KO'd by Danny Garcia, who got schooled by Keith Thurman and Shawn Porter, and should have lost to Lamont Peterson who beat Amir Khan, and had a draw with Robert Guerrero who was schooled by Floyd Mayweather. And Danny should have lost to Mauricio Herrera, who lost to Jesus Soto Karass and got a gift. Meanwhile Canelo Alvarez stopped Josesito Lopez and Amir Khan brutally and lost Floyd Mayweather Jr more decisively than Marcos Maidana.

What a tangled web they weave.

 

I could actually tie the two together and point out that Cano beat Herrera and beat Malignaggi and got robbed. But I didn't want to turn the thread into 6 degrees of Lomachenko.

 

I was also considering adding in Soto Karass getting stopped by Rosado in 5, which would bring in Angulo, Canelo, Lara, Tapia, Quillin, Jacobs, Lemieux, Rubio, Alcine, Monroe Jr, Clottey, Murray and Golovkin into the loop. But if I went down that rabbit hole it would have taken all night.

 

The thing is, these aren't theories, they're a reality. The whole point of the thread is to blow all these triangle theories to smithereens by showing what an insane tapestry that this sport can truly weave.

 

Carl Frampton destroyed Kiko Martinez in 5, Nonito Donaire struggled mightily with Jeffrey Mathubula, who was subsequently destroyed by Kiko Martinez, who went on to be schooled by Frampton in a 2nd match, Kiko was then violently dispatched by Scott Quigg in 2, who went onto get his jaw broken by and beaten by Carl Frampton, then Kiko got KO'd in 5 by Leo Santa Cruz, who was subsequently beaten by Carl Frampton who was subsequently beaten by Leo Santa Cruz, meanwhile Kiko Martinez gave Josh Warrington the fight of his life, arguably doing enough to get a draw or outright win. Meanwhile Frampton who was coming off of a win over Donaire was dominated from bell to bell by Josh Warrington, the guy who arguably lost to Kiko Martinez, who was destroyed by Quigg, Frampton and Santa Cruz.

 

Yeah I know, I saw the fight, it was an 8-4 type decision, Julio dropped him early, which was more of a balance shot and had some success late. But it was mostly Khan. Same can go for the Vargas match recently, sure Vargas dropped him early and hurt him late, but Khan won almost everything inbetween. KD's are just par for the course with Khan. But yeah, schooled by have been generous.

 

Anyone else want to give this a try?