P4P Single-Celled Paramecium would have beaten Roy Jones JR

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  1. janeschicken

    janeschicken hard work! deadicayshin! Full Member

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    Think about it: The paramecium's adaptability and evolution over time, combined with its locomotion and cilia would show Roy too many odd angles and give him all kinds of fits.

    Also, it never showed signs of a weak contractile vacuole at any point in its career.

    Paramecium KO RJJ 6
     
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  2. Illmatic

    Illmatic Boxing Addict Full Member

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    this is true...

    expect all those roysexuals in this thread in a second
     
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  3. janeschicken

    janeschicken hard work! deadicayshin! Full Member

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    It's a well-documented fact that Roy avoided all the major bacterial contenders during his reign @ SMW.
     
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  4. Stickandmove

    Stickandmove Well-Known Member Full Member

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    :lol: Thanks
     
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  5. jecxbox

    jecxbox St. Brett Full Member

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    Roy would get decapitated by a flagella left hook.



    What are we talking about again....:huh
     
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  6. cardstars

    cardstars Gamboa is GOD Full Member

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    I don't know guys, RJJ in his prime was the second coming of christ.....and I have heard some arguments that support RJJ ko3 God, and if thats true single-celled paramecium doesn't stand a chance
     
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  7. Rico Spadafora

    Rico Spadafora Master of Chins Full Member

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    With Roy's Glass Jaw anything can happen.
     
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  8. BlueApollo

    BlueApollo Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    I disagree strongly. As the much more advanced eukaryotic life-form, a prime Roy Jones lyses all paramecium inside of six.
     
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