Parker's wins against Wilder, Zhang, and Bakole

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  1. eat more offal

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    Wilder - old, didn't throw a punch, a shadow of his former self. Parker couldn't even put him down and only had one good flurry the entire match in a boring low volume affair.

    Zhang - ancient, zero stamina, still put Parker down twice. Parker couldn't put Zhang down and Kabayel had him down and knocked out after about five rounds. Stunk his way to a victory in a low volume match.

    Bakole - two days' notice, fat as a pot belly pig, no sleep and therefore zero punch resistance. This was Parker's best KO win since about Botha, let that sink in!

    All I hear is how Parker is now letting his hands go under Andy Lee. If that's the case then why were his two marquee wins (over these old men in which he couldn't put a dent in either) low volume and much lower volume than his loss to Joyce, who he now says he was ill against (Parker makes excuses every time he loses)
     
    eat more offal, Jul 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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  2. Badbot

    Badbot You can just do things. Full Member

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    Kabayel
    Zhilei Zhang - 41 year old, obese Chinese man whose only good win was against a 37 year old, fellow plodder Joe Joyce.

    Frank Sanchez - another glass jawed Cuban who blew up in weight when he entered the pro ranks. Best win was against Effe Ajagba in a glorified sparring match.

    Arslanbek Makhmudov - another plodder with no significant wins on his resume, who made a name for himself by beating former 40 year old B level contenders in Wach and Takam. Got exposed and smashed up the moment he fought someone in his own age bracket.

    Dubois
    Literal class cannon who quit for the 3rd time in his career. Last 3 fight run was smoke and mirrors.

    Fabio Wardley
    Another class cannon, and a KO waiting to happen. Got schooled by Huni for 10 rounds, until his power bailed him out. Best wins are against inexperienced domestic level opponents.


    There, now you have no more contenders. The division is dead as everyone is useless and their resumes suck.
    Congratulations.
     
    Badbot, Jul 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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  3. PrimoGT

    PrimoGT New Member Full Member

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    It doesn't matter whether people are right or wrong in their assessment either "new Parker" or "same old Parker".
    What's important is his ranking. Everyone knows him and Kabayel are the top contenders.
     
    PrimoGT, Jul 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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  4. eat more offal

    eat more offal Member Full Member

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    It's not all about records, though. Itauma would beat Parker quite easily and he's not beaten anybody of note.
     
    eat more offal, Jul 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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  5. Badbot

    Badbot You can just do things. Full Member

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    Your own opening comment would suggest that this win would be meaningless.
     
    Badbot, Jul 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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  6. PrimoGT

    PrimoGT New Member Full Member

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    My cousin Billy would beat them all really easily. He's beaten no one. But trust me, bro.
     
    PrimoGT, Jul 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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  7. Badbot

    Badbot You can just do things. Full Member

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    Hes undefeated, which means he does not know how to lose.
     
    Badbot, Jul 21, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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  8. BCS8

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    Billy would find a way. He always does.
     
    BCS8, Jul 21, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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