Peterson's camp: testosterone was 'justified, strictly medical'

Allow me to explain the situation, as I have personally administered testosterone pellets to numerous athletes and pre-op transsexuals. Lamont has a condition known as "Low Testosterone" or "Low T" or "Small PP". This condition not only saps a person of energy but also makes him very susceptible to becoming extremely sad when pushed in a boxing ring. Luckily, subcutaneous testosterone pellets can safely remedy this condition in 99.6% of all patients.

These pellets are implanted surgically into the armpits. Because the human armpit is very ticklish, extreme doses of anesthesia need to be administered before surgery to prevent the patient from awakening in hysterical laughter. Oftentimes this extraordinary amount of anesthesia will result in temporary amnesia.

I hope this clears everything up.

 

^lmao.

Xylocaine anesthesia...Floyd must have been helping out

 

same excuse everyone seems to use.

 

Peterson and his team are ****ing idiots. Wow.

 

Why did this not show up in the testing for the last fight?

 

Ahaha perfect...

 

Damn I am a fan of Peterson too and his brother. This **** just changed my entire opinion of him. Damn shame. His ass will have no choice but to do random testing for the rest of his career and no one will fight his ass unless he does. SMH

 

**** Lamont.

 

As predicted the common TRT excuse.If his hormone specialist doc has a copy of his labwork verifing low total testosterone serum ng/dl results then he will be exempt from using testosterone in future.However he will still serve a fine and suspension for not disclosing before hand.

Sounds like the Chael Sonnen case all of again.

 

so now he has high pp... what do the pellets do?

 

That's only half as ridiculous as what PEDerson is saying...

 

**** that lying piece of **** no way would anyone forget something like implanted steroids. Further these pellets didn't just bring his levels to normal but shot it up way high. Khan should Sue his ass for endangaring his life.

 

The implanted pellets are supposedly for ongoing dosing (years/life) and not one off treatments...Peterson and his camp are talking horse****

 

War Pistol Pete!