Phil Jaques: "Give me three months and I could have him beat John Hopoate."

how interesting.
Good read.

 

Hoppa always gets called out, i think it would **** him off!!!

Hoppa KO1 Jaques (in full cricket pads and helmet)

 

Hoppa KO1 Jaques via anal fingering

 

what a joke

 

Hoppa anal fingers Banker 12Rounds, wide UD.

Banker demands rematch and wants trilogy!!! :hi:

 

Hoppa UD Marcus via severe anal tearing

Marcus is disqualified in the rematch for attempting to suck Hoppa's finger

Marcus KO7 Hoppa via hard tongue reaming :hi:

 

Jaques would KO 1 the fingering machine.

 

Marcus KO Banker :deal anytime , anywhere.

 

:yikes

 

Jacques defense is much tighter though he's still prone to waft outside off stump at wide ones. Has an impressive strike rate in the od version as well. Hopa seems untested, needs some more time in the middle against quality pacers. Jacques should get the nod for the openers position.

Whats that? Oh.....um...righto, nothing to see here, carry on.

 

what about jason williams... i reckon he'd give hoppa a go... he is one of the friendliest guys but from my understanding does have a mean punch.

cannonball ko hoppa

 

the raiders prop? yeah dude he looks like he could throw hands for sure :good

 

They should let Hoppa loose on the Indian cricket team, particularly that little SreeSanth ****wit. Hopefully Hayden or Symonds (or maybe even Jacques) will smash that guy this summer! I'll be surprised if he's as animated in Australia as he was in Vindalooville

 

Gav, what color shorts will mundine be wearing when he puts his next batch of eyedrops in?
What song do you think he will come out to for his next batch of eyedrops?
and finally how many minutes until he puts his next batch of eyedrops in?
I don't mind if you feel like starting 3 treads on these questions.